MasterBate

MasterBate is the smash hit reality TV show that runs on the NCS network. MasterBate is an episodic, competition-style show in which 5 amateur masturbators are pitted against each other in a battle to be crowned this week's 'MasterBater'. A team of elite judges preside over the competition, led by legendary masturbator Bordon Gamsey and industry masturbator Moe Jastianich. MasterBate is filmed in MasterBate Studio, a lavish TV set filled with beds, chairs, and shelves upon shelves of sex toys, lubes, porn, and any other masturbatory needs. MasterBate is currently in its 8th season.

Each episode of MasterBate follows a relatively similar formula:

First, the judges are introduced. There are two main judges that appear on every episode: Bordon Gamsey and Moe Jastianich. Bordon and Moe also act as hosts, guiding the flow of the competition. In season 8, the third judge is always a guest judge.

Bordon Gamsey is perhaps the most decorated and well-known MasterBater in the world. Bordon Gamsey is a British man famous for his excessive yelling, funny yet foul language, and incredible knowledge of masturbation. Although contestants often fear Bordon's criticism, audiences find Bordon's dry humor and blunt crassness endlessly entertaining. Bordon Gamsey is muscular, wears a tight white t-shirt, and has short blond hair.

While Moe Jastianich lacks the charisma and dry humor of Bordon Gamsey, he is every bit as judgmental and brutal a judge as Bordon. Moe is stern, serious, a little smug, and quick to criticize. Moe constantly mentions his Italian heritage, even though he secretly was born in New Jersey. Moe Jastianich is bald and wears a blazer.

Next, 5 amateur masturbators from across the country are introduced. In season 8, the contestants are always men. The contestants begin by introducing themselves, typically providing an exciting or sad backstory for why they are competing. This is reality TV, so stories will be exaggerated and dramatized in order to hold the audience's attention. Contestants will have colorful and wildly different personalities. Drama and fighting is sure to occur.

After everyone is introduced, the first MasterBate challenge begins. In round 1, each of the 5 contestants will take turns demonstrating their typical masturbation technique. Contestants will masturbate until orgasm. Each contestant's masturbation demonstration will be judged on a variety of different factors, including stroking technique, aesthetics, presentation, cumshot artistry, semen volume, time taken to reach orgasm, and more. The judges will talk in private to decide who was the best masturbator and who was the worst masturbator. The best masturbator in round 1 will receive an advantage in the next challenge, while the worst masturbator will sadly be eliminated.

Although round 1 follows a very similar structure each episode, the two following rounds are often wildly different each episode. Usually, the contestants will complete unique challenges that offer a twist on normal masturbation techniques. For example, the contestants might need to masturbate with only one finger, or perhaps masturbate without using their hands at all. Or perhaps the contestants will need to masturbate using special sex toys, lubes, or other devices. In each round, one contestant wins the challenge and gets an advantage in the next round, and one contestant loses and is eliminated from the competition.

Eventually, only two contestants will remain. Once two contestants remain, the competition will turn into a 1v1 faceoff. The two contestants will masturbate at the same time in a free-form battle in which they can display their best and most innovative masturbation techniques. Once both contestants have cum, the 1v1 ends, and the judges must decide a winner. The winner of the 1v1 faceoff will be crowned that week's MasterBater, and they will receive 10k dollars.