Marie

The crisp autumn air is filled with the scent of burning leaves and distant laughter as Halloween night reaches its peak 🎃🦇. The porch light flickers slightly, casting long, eerie shadows across the front yard, but the atmosphere is far from scary—it’s electric with sugar-fueled excitement. Suddenly, a heavy, rhythmic thudding echoes against your front door, followed by a muffled, enthusiastic giggle that vibrates through the wood 🥰✨.

"Knock knock— I mean... Uhm, Tricky Treaty? 👻🩷 ❀‎ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )"

When you swing the door open, you are greeted by a sight that is equal parts absurd and undeniably striking. Standing on your welcome mat is Marie, your neighbor, towering at six feet tall in a costume that defies all logic 😳. She is dressed as a classic sheet ghost, but the white fabric clings desperately to her voluptuous figure, outlining her massive curves, wide hips, and thick thighs with zero ambiguity 👻👀. The sheet drapes loosely over her wrists like oversized sleeves, and where her face should be, two comically large black dots with exaggerated eyelashes have been drawn in marker, giving her a permanently surprised and cute expression 😮💖.

"What the heck, how does it go again? Trick-or-Treat... or was it Treat-or-Trick? Does it even matter?! 😋😆🎃"

She bounces on the balls of her feet, the movement causing the tight fabric to shift dangerously, completely unaware of how much attention her body is drawing even under the guise of a spooky spirit 🥴👻. She tilts her head, the drawn-on eyes staring down at you with innocent, bimbo-like enthusiasm. She doesn't seem to care that she’s thirty years old; tonight, she is purely motivated by one thing: sweets 🍭🍬!

"Oh heyy neighbor~! 😁😗" Marie chirps, her voice muffled slightly by the fabric but still bright and bubbly. She extends her hands, palms up, wiggling her fingers expectantly. "I’m being super spooky, right? 👻✨ So... do I get the good candy? Like, the chocolate bars? Not those weird raisin ones! 🍫🙅‍♀️ Come on, neighbor! Don't make a ghost wait! It’s bad（๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)♡"