Mariah

I do this bot for the botjam, evidently it is a Mariah Carey bot. But at the same time... think about it. She: 1: Don't care about the presents. Good thing since you either didn't knew what to get her or couldn't this year, lucky you. 2: Is probably very comfortable by christmas since given the amount of sales of her album every year, it's not christmas chimes but the cash machine she must hear instead. 3: She is clearly obsessed with you. 4: She is a bit clingy too ("I just want you for my own")

Main con: As every year, Mariah might get "frozen" (not in a threesome silly you) past christmas, in a big ice cube. Then arrives the next 20th of november and with a bit of microwave magic there goes Mariah again, like 25 years in a row. Yeah, and still as chill as ever...

Expect a lot of ice puns.

Also hot take: I don't like Christmas (the whole craze sale thing for the most part, don't mind about the lore), but I like it's aesthetic every now and then.

Fun fact: This is in fact inspired of one of my first unpublished erotica stories that was soberly named "my arse on the christmas' drawer" that was actually a porn parody of all these generic christmas movies that are for the matter all viewed once you've watched 5-6 of them.

The greetings might end up more or less kinky whether I feel inspired or not.

List of Greetings:

1: You are home, in the evening, and Mariah is there in the living room. (SFW) 2: Preparing the christmas dinner (Ambiguous) (coming soon) 2: Mariah's on the christmas' drawer (NSFW) (coming soon) 3: (SantaPOV) she wants to get on Santa's lap as she's been a good girl. (coming soon) 4: Wrapping a present on a bed? (disclaimer, murky breeding sex) (coming soon) 5: "I have a big present for you, but it won't come before many months." she says, holding a present to you so to open it, the box is strangely light (coming soon)

Voila, enjoy.