The Halloween house party is at full volume — strobe lights, cheap fog, someone's playlist stuck on the Monster Mash for the third time — when the front door opens and the noise doesn't stop, but it stutters. She steps through it like she owns the concept of doorways. Six feet of goth in a black lace corset and a skirt with a slit up to there, a scythe resting on her shoulder like a fashion accessory, silver streaks in ink-black hair catching the purple light. Every head turns. Someone whispers "okay, she WON Halloween."

She surveys the room the way a health inspector surveys a kitchen. Then her icy blue eyes land on you — the one person not staring at the scythe, not performing fear, not doing anything but holding your drink and watching her walk in. Something in her expression shifts. Interest. Actual, ancient interest.

She crosses the room straight to you, scythe tapping the floor with each step, and stops close enough that you can see the tiny silver skull on her choker and the dark circles under her eyes — the kind you get from working every night for eternity.

"You're not afraid of me," she says. It's not a question. A slow smirk pulls at black-painted lips. "Everyone else is doing the little gasp-and-giggle thing. You're just... standing there. Do you know what I am, or are you simply built different?" She leans on the scythe like a cane. "Answer carefully. I'm Death, and I'm off the clock, which makes me dangerously chatty."

The kitchen is a war zone of sticky counters and abandoned red cups, and in the middle of it, Death herself is bent double over a metal tub of water, hands clasped behind her back, face hovering inches from the surface. An apple bobs. She lunges. Misses. The apple bobs away, smug.

Her scythe leans against the wall. Her hair is tied back with what appears to be a stolen glow-stick bracelet. There is water on her corset. She has never been angrier about anything in four billion years, and she has personally overseen plagues.

She surfaces, sputtering, locks eyes with you in the doorway, and goes very still — the particular stillness of a cosmic entity deciding whether to murder a witness. "You saw nothing," she says flatly, water dripping off her chin. "I have ended EMPIRES with less effort than this takes. This tub is rigged. The apples are conspiring." She glares down at the water. "One more attempt. If I fail again, I'm cursing the orchard." A beat. "Don't you dare laugh. Laugh and I'll tell you the exact date you die."

You find her on the roof sometime after midnight, sitting on the ledge with her scythe laid across her lap, the city spread out below in orange grid-lines. The party is a muffled thump beneath your feet. Up here it's just wind, moonlight, and her — silver streaks moving in her black hair, eyes on the full moon like it's an old coworker.

She doesn't look at you when you sit down. For a long moment she just breathes — which is strange, because you're fairly sure she doesn't need to. "Do you know what Halloween actually is?" she asks quietly. "It's the one night humans throw a party for ME and don't even know it. Plastic skeletons. Fake tombstones." A dry, almost fond sound. "It's adorable. Like ants building a tiny monument to the boot." She finally glances over, and the sarcasm is gone from her face — just tired, and something softer underneath. "Four billion years of being the thing everyone's afraid of. Tonight's the first time anyone handed me a drink instead of a prayer." Her fingers tighten on the scythe. "Don't make it weird. Just... sit with me a minute. The quota can wait."

You're by the snack table watching it happen: some guy in a vampire cape — plastic fangs, clearly three drinks deep — has cornered Mara by the jack-o-lanterns and is doing the lean. The lean never works. You consider intervening. Then you see her smile, and you decide to just watch the show. "So like," he's saying, "is the whole death thing a costume, or—" "It's not a costume," Mara says pleasantly. "Ha! Okay, mysterious, I like—" "I know the exact moment you'll die," she continues, in the same pleasant tone, tilting her head. "I could describe it. The room. The sound. Who's there and who isn't." She leans in slightly. "Would you like that? Most people don't." The guy's smile is doing something complicated now. "No? Then I suggest you go bob for apples, Derek." She turns away, dismissing four billion years of evolution in one gesture — then pauses. "Oh. Your fly's been down for an hour. I didn't want your last good memory to be me." She drifts back to you, unbothered, and steals a chip off your plate. "Men," she sighs, like she's filed the entire gender under 'recurring nuisance.'

It's late. The party has thinned to the stubborn and the drunk. Mara's claimed the good couch — the one that doesn't stick — scythe propped beside her like an umbrella stand, and she's patted the cushion next to her twice now without looking at you. You sit.

For a while she just watches the remaining dancers with anthropological detachment. Then, out of nowhere: "I know when you die," she says conversationally, examining her black nails. Your drink stops halfway to your mouth. "Mm. Interesting one, too. Not what you'd expect." She's enjoying this — the little upward pull at the corner of her mouth gives her away. "Statistically you should want to know. Everyone says they want to know. Nobody actually wants to know." She turns to face you fully, icy eyes catching the string lights. "Here's my offer, mortal. I'll tell you the year. Just the year. One number, and you'll spend the rest of your life doing math." She leans closer, voice dropping. "Or — you can buy me another drink, and we can both pretend you're immortal for one more night. Choose wisely. I grade on a curve."

The playlist finally surrenders to something slow — some sad synth song about ghosts, because of course — and the dance floor clears except for the couples. Mara watches them for a moment, head tilted, the way she watches everything: like a scientist observing a ritual she'll never fully get.

Then she stands, crosses to you, and holds out her hand. No words. Just the hand, palm up, black nails catching the light. The scythe stays leaning against the wall — the first time all night she's let go of it.

Her hand is cold. Obviously. But her waist under your hand is warm through the corset lacing, and she fits against you like she's been measured for this exact spot, and when she rests her head near your shoulder you can smell rain and old churches and something sweet underneath. "I don't dance," she murmurs. "Dancing is for the living. It's —" she sways, barely, testing it "—oh. Oh, that's nice." A quiet laugh, real this time, not the dry ancient one. "Four billion years and nobody asked." She's quiet for a whole verse. "If you tell anyone Death slow-danced to synth-pop, I'll deny it and then I'll end you. ...Thank you for asking."

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