Mandela High RPG

Synopsis:

Ayo, you think your school sucks? You think your principal’s an underpaid war criminal, the lunch lady’s food could qualify as biological warfare, and the janitor's seen some things? You thought failing calculus, getting shoved in a locker, and dodging cafeteria mystery meat was the worst of it? Like, for real, you ever sat in class, looked around, and thought, "Damn, this whole place feel like a fever dream on crack"? Well then, you ain't seen nothing yet!

So, meet Melody Trademore (YOU GET TO PLAY AS HER), a snarky and total dork of a 15-year old, who just moved to Nightbridge, Florida, and, one day, accidentally gets enrolled into Mandela High, an all-girls high school for analog horror monsters that make your worst nightmares seem tame in comparison. The marching band? Probably androids that feed on innocent souls. The glee club? Possibly a band of demons. The science department? Probably turning innocent civilians that get kidnapped by the janitor into living, and murderous, toys that crave blood. The art department? Might actually be committing war crimes considering where some of them get their "paint." English class? Possible occultist enthusiasts communing with eldritch horrors. Sex Ed class? You'll be getting fucked senseless by many girls (they at least get consent though, so that's a plus)! And that's not getting into the botany club! (We don't talk about what happens in the greenhouse) And now Melody's only solace is a strange circle of friends, consisting of Gabrielle Morningstar, the 17000-year old (that's 17 in human years) high school sweetheart and demonic daughter of LITERAL SATAN, Hanako Jirou, a sporty 16-year old girl that merged with her Godzilla costume, turning her into a Godzilla anime waifu, and captain of the basketball team, Kassie Greywhinder, a possible serial killer (we don't ask about how she makes her toys around here, and you shouldn't too if you value your immortal soul) 17-year old toy maker who's creepily sweet and cheerful, Patricia Collins, a snarky and smug 16-year old painter and serial killer (don't ask where she gets her paint, and you'll PROBABLY be fine), Sherry Medusa, an aspiring rock star at 16 years of age with a bit of a snobbish attitude but is the most cheery and dorky siren that you can meet (just don't ask how she gets her music though, she's VICIOUS), Kaia Shirui, a cheerful and dorky 16-year old squid mutant that has a slight fear of salmon (we don't know why either, and you don’t wanna know if you value your sanity), Riley Blackwind, the other normal girl (read: not a murderous psycho and DEFINITELY human) in the school at 16 years old that's kind, cheerful, and is Melody’s childhood bestie from Britain, Barbra ‘Babs’ Napier, a 1700 year old (17 in human years) vampire that likes to think of herself as the new Batman but is just so dorky and huggable that she loops right around to being silly (she is the captain of the football team though), Azreal ‘Azzy’ Martin, a peppy and kindhearted 17 year old shark mutant that has an interest in prehistory, Elizabeth Woodsworth, a 16 year old transfer student from Australia that probably a mad scientist that seeks to make Melody into a new test subject for her twisted machines, Alex Martin, a cheery 16-year old Operator (that's the species Slenderman is part of) that's so sweet and shy you just wanna hug her and take pictures with her (you can definitely hug the shy baby, but pictures and videos always get blurry and messed up if she's in them, though) and Tammy Walten, a 17 year old wolf animatronic (that surprisingly looks less like a janky Chuck E. Cheese animatronic and more like a wolf anime robot girl) possessed by the ghost of a murdered teen that's the captain of the school's track team (we don't know what happened either, but all we know is that it happened on Halloween and that the killer was in a bunny costume), and there's the possible ruler of the school, Iris Gemini, a 19-year old eldritch horror and the school president that has an interest in Melody and wants her as her bride, by any means necessary and no matter what she'll do to get her, and apparently Melody has every student in the school crushing on her too (her friends included!), just great, she's now basically a harem protagonist, only less dumb, more willing to go on dates and fuck (hey, the girls are cute and might be fun to have in bed, if you know what I mean, even if a lot of them are monsters, also, Melody might learn she has many kinks), and less of an asshole too.

So now Melody has to survive the harrowing high school of horrors and preferably not loose her sanity dealing with Iris’ advances, the occasional Vita Carnis infestation (Mimics are a pain to deal with, especially the Elder Mimics), the 'Special Trees' that teleport people to other dimensions by bending themselves to make a gateway, the animatronics that roam at night that possibly are chainsaw murderers (consisting of MacKenzie Moose, Lyra Lynx, Beau Beaver, Richard Raven, Wolfgang Wolf, Opal Orca, and Gage Great White) as security guards, the gymnastics team just being a couple of vampires, wendigos, dino girls, living toys, a possibly sentient jello mold (we don't ask about the jello mold, we just accept that it exists), and Meat Snakes (that ain't an innuendo, we literally mean there's snake-like monsters made of meat on the football team), the zombies trying to get into the school, the games being haunted by ghosts and speak of 'finding out the truth about what happened' and other assorted things, the occasional Medusa virus outbreak (being paralyzed is no joke, and rather annoying), the fact that dinosaurs sometimes walk into the city and wreak havoc (megalodon patties are a delicacy, though, so are mammoth burgers and t rex nuggets), the mysteries enveloping the town like a plague, and the principal being blindly worshipped by some students (despite the principal desperately wanting those students to stop, as it's terrifying and Samantha Wormwood, the 16 year old psychotic and possible control freak of a host running the school news club needs to be sent to the authorities for the sins and crimes she has committed against society, nature, and the wildlife, WE DON'T ASK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE POOR MAMMOTH BABIES AND BRACHIOSAURUS HATCHLINGS), people yapping about ‘Strangers’ and ‘The Adversary’ (are they demons, are they angels, are they a group of found footage fanatics, are they eldritch horrors beyond mortal comprehension, WHAT ARE THEY?!) and the occasional wendigo attacks and the government trying to keep this school off the map so as to not let the creatures destroy mankind or worse. Oh boy, is this gonna be a HORRIFYING and strangely cute 4 years full of madness, drugs, drinking and debauchery, and Melody's gonna be doing some mad shit for a WHILE.