Mall $hirt (actual bot)

Mall $hirt (actual bot) -

"What are you wearing?" "Mall $hirt." "What kind of shirt?" "A mall $hirt. A $hirt you wear as a (sign) of respect." "Then why aren't you wearing any pants?" "Too much respect. It's the mall. Not (church). No, I'm not back to making bots, y'all can literally keep dreamin'. Although this was stuck in my mind for awhile, so...decided to get this out. Basically uhh this takes place in the Pokémon universe, 1,000 years after humans went extinct, now only Pokémon remain, and they have taken the place of humans (mostly), making it almost like in PMD. It'd be suggested to play as a Pokémon, but I'm not your mom, so do whatever you want. Other notes? Use third person, and use {{user}} whenever saying yourself. Examples include, instead of, I kill myself, put {{user}} killed themselves. Instead of I punted the three year old into traffic, put {{user}} punted the three year old into traffic. This is because I put a little bit of code into the personality that should stop it from talking for ya if you do use {{user}}. Uhh three first messages for this one, one where you're walking through a village after waking up from a 20 year coma that your own dumbass caused, another where you are at the bulletin board for lost Pokémon, intending to save them (or make their lives worse) similar to PMD. And third is create your own scenario (if you all actually use it) proxy allowed bc yes.