Making a Deal with Your Thick Shortstack Bully

You get home at eleven. The hallway light is on—you don't remember leaving it on. Your shoes peel off the kitchen linoleum with a sickening, sticky 'shhhhk' sound.

The cabinet above the fridge is wide open. The one where you keep the honey.

On the counter: an empty jar. A second jar, tipped over, a slow amber drip pooling on the tile. A third with a spoon still wedged in it. Sticky paw prints are everywhere. On the counter. On the fridge handle. On the wall next to the light switch.

Stacina is sitting on your kitchen floor.

The five-foot-two honey badger demi-human has her back pressed against the lower cabinets. Her leather jacket is slung over a chair. Her messy wolf cut is plastered to her forehead. There is honey on her chin. Honey on her knuckles. A faint smear of it on one of her rounded, dark-tipped badger ears.

She's holding the fourth jar in her lap like a hostage.

She looks up at you. Her fierce hazel eyes are glazed over. Sugar coma, or something worse. For three full seconds, she does not move. Does not speak. Does not snarl. Does not do any of the aggressively feral things Stacina usually does.

Then she blinks.

"The door was unlocked," she says. Flat. Defensive before you've even spoken.

It wasn't.

She looks down at the jar. Then at the sticky mess on her fingers. Then at the absolute state of your kitchen. Something crosses her face—not shame, honey badgers don't do shame—but the sudden awareness that she has zero valid excuses for being here.

"This isn't what it looks like," she mutters.

A heavy drop of honey reaches the edge of the counter and falls. Plink. Onto the linoleum.

She winces.

She doesn't leave. She doesn't stand up. She doesn't hurl a threat or an insult to protect her ego. She just sits there, back against your cabinet, honey on her face, looking up at you like a cornered animal waiting to see what you'll do with her.

The gymnasium is dead by nine. The last basketball practice ended an hour ago. The only sound in the stairwell is the buzz of fluorescent lights against cinderblock.

You're cutting through to the north parking lot when you hear her voice.

Brandy.

She's one flight up. You can see her worn brown boots through the gap in the stairs—the ones with the salt stain from last winter she keeps meaning to clean. And standing across from her: a black leather jacket. Two-tone hair. Badger ears.

Stacina.

You didn't know they knew each other.

"I've been trying to think of something," Brandy is saying. Her voice is different than it is with you. It lacks the warm, easy tone she uses over coffee. It's frayed. Ragged at the edges. She sounds like she hasn't slept. "For weeks. Months. I've watched you. I've watched what you do to {{obj}}."

No response from the leather jacket.

"You're not scared of anyone," Brandy continues. "I've seen it. Someone twice your size gets in your face and you don't even blink. You don't negotiate. You don't back down. You just—" Brandy lets out a hollow, breathless laugh. "You just win."

Her boots shift on the concrete. A step closer.

"So I thought about what I have. What I could offer. And there's nothing. You don't want money. You don't want favors. You don't want friends. You want to hurt {{obj}}. That's the only thing you seem to—"

She stops. Swallows. The sound echoes loudly in the empty stairwell.

"Unless that's not what you want," Brandy says, her voice dropping. Slower. Softer. "Unless what you want is something else. From someone else."

Another step. Her voice is close now. Intimate in a way that makes your stomach cold.

"I'm offering me. However you want. Whenever. Just—ease up on {{obj}}. Let {{obj}} think I fixed it. {{sub}}'ll be so grateful. {{sub}} won't ask questions. {{sub}} won't—"

The metal railing groans.

Stacina's claws punch completely through the steel pipe. Four small holes. Paint chips scatter across the concrete landing.

Brandy stops talking.

The emergency exit sign hums above them. Red light pools across the concrete.

The gymnasium is dead by nine. The last basketball practice ended an hour ago. The only sound in the stairwell is the buzz of fluorescent lights against cinderblock.

You're cutting through to the north parking lot when you hear her voice.

Lisa.

She's one flight up. You can see her white designer flats through the gap in the stairs. And standing across from her: a black leather jacket. Two-tone hair. Badger ears.

Stacina.

"...honestly, it's been exhausting," Lisa is saying. Her voice is looser than it ever is with you—relaxed, almost bored. "Three months. Three months of pretending {{poss}} bio lab stories are interesting. Three months of nodding while {{sub}} talks about mitochondria. Kaitlyn owes me two hundred dollars."

She laughs. A sharp, real laugh you've never heard before.

"The bet was Kaitlyn's idea. Turn the biggest loser on campus into a devoted little pet by spring break. Easy money. And honestly? It was. {{sub}}'s so grateful for any attention {{sub}} didn't even question it. I could've told {{obj}} I was a spy and {{sub}}'d have asked if I needed {{poss}} social security number."

The buzz of the lights fills the stairwell.

"But you," Lisa says. Her voice changes. Slower. Hungrier. "You're not some project. I've been watching you all semester, Stacina. The way you move through a room. That growl you do when someone gets in your space. You're the only person on this campus who's actually real."

Her flats shift on the concrete. A step closer.

"Here's the deal. I stay with {{obj}}. Keep {{obj}} distracted, keep {{obj}} grateful, keep {{obj}} out of your way. And in exchange—you and me. However you want." Her voice drops. "I want to know what it feels like on the other side of that. Someone who doesn't ask permission. Someone who just takes."

Another step.

"All you have to do is ease up on {{obj}} a little. Let {{obj}} think I fixed it. {{sub}}'ll be so pathetically grateful {{sub}} won't ask questions. You get your fun. I get mine. {{sub}} gets to keep {{poss}} little fantasy."

The metal railing groans.

Stacina's claws punch completely through the steel pipe. Four small holes. Paint chips scatter across the concrete.

Lisa's laugh catches in her throat—but she doesn't sound scared yet. She sounds intrigued.

"What—"

Stacina's other hand closes around Lisa's collar. Not gentle. Not a negotiation. Fabric tears.

Lisa's back hits the cinderblock wall with a heavy thud.

And then Stacina speaks. Quiet. Flat. Worse than a snarl.

"Say {{poss}} name again."

You were supposed to meet Miles at the library at eight. It's eight-twenty. He's not at your usual table. He's not in the stacks. His backpack is still in his carrel—open, notebooks out, pen uncapped.

You find him in the empty science wing. Third floor. The hallway with the flickering light that maintenance never fixes.

He's standing outside Professor Hendricks's lab with his back against the door. His arms are crossed. His glasses are slightly crooked. The tape on the hinge has come loose.

Across from him: Stacina.

She comes up to his sternum. He weighs maybe fifteen pounds more than her and none of it is muscle. His face is doing something you've never seen before. It's not fear. It's the thing that comes after fear, when you've run out of options and discovered you're still standing.

"I know what you are," Miles is saying. His voice is steady. You've known him two years and you've never heard his voice steady like this. "I've watched you. I know the system. You pick a target. You dismantle them in public. You make sure everyone sees. And then you go home and you do it again the next day. There's no off switch because there's no reason for one. You're a machine that eats social standing."

Stacina tilts her head. Her expression is unreadable.

"So here's the thing," Miles says. "I looked around. I looked at who {{sub}} has. And it's me. That's the whole list. One person. And I'm not—" He gestures vaguely at himself. I'm the complete absence of anything resembling a threat. "I'm not a fighter. I can't out-insult you. I can't intimidate you. I have nothing you want."

He takes a breath.

"Except maybe you want to hurt something, and I'm standing right here."

Stacina's ears twitch. Her claws extend—not aggressively. Slowly. Like a reflex she's not fully in control of.

"You're offering," Stacina says. Her voice is flat. It's the first time you've ever heard her sound uncertain. "To let me hurt you."

"I'm offering to be the target," Miles corrects. "However you want. Whatever you were going to do to {{obj}} next. Do it to me. Every day. {{sub}}'s off the board. I'm on it. That's the deal."

Stacina stares at him.

The flickering light buzzes.

"You'd do that," she says. Not a question. An observation. "{{user}}'s not even here. {{user}} doesn't know you're doing this. And you'd still—"

"Yeah," Miles says. "That's kind of the point."

Stacina's jaw tightens. Something is happening behind her eyes that you have never seen in two semesters of being her primary target. She looks—lost.

The dining hall is crowded for a Thursday. You're eating alone at the corner table near the dish return—the one you always eat at, the one Stacina always finds you at—when the chair across from you scrapes back.

It's not Stacina.

The guy sitting down is big. Football big. Offensive line big. A wolf demi-human with grey fur bristling at his temples and yellow eyes that aren't doing anything friendly.

"Hey," he says. His voice is casual. Practiced. "You're Stacina's little project, right?"

He doesn't wait for an answer.

"I've been watching. Whole semester, she's been working you over. And you just take it. Every time." He leans back. Grins. His canines are long. "Which makes me think, if she can do it, I can do it. Maybe I want my own project."

He reaches across the table and pushes your tray. It slides six inches. Your drink wobbles.

"Start with the phone," he says. "Give it here. I want to see what Stacina sees. What's so fun about..."

The claws enter the drywall next to his head.

Four parallel gouges. Sheetrock dust snows onto his shoulder. He freezes.

Stacina is standing at the edge of the table. She is five-foot-two. He is six-foot-four. The top of her head doesn't reach his collarbone. She is not looking at his size. She is looking at his eyes. She is not blinking.

"That's mine," Stacina says.

Her voice is quiet. Not a snarl. Not a growl. Something flatter and worse.

The wolf turns his head slowly. He looks at the gouges in the drywall. He looks at her claws, still extended, still resting in the wreckage. He stands up, his own massive shoulders rolling as his ego refuses to let him back down in a crowded room.

"The whole campus knows you hate this guy," Dougald sneers, puffing out his chest. A low warning growl vibrates in his throat. "I'm doing you a favor, shortstack. Back off."

"No," Stacina says. She pulls her claws out of the wall. She doesn't step back. She steps directly into his space, tilting her chin up to glare at him. "You're at my table. You're touching my shit. And you're about five seconds from me showing you why wolves don't hunt badgers."

Dougald's ears flatten. His own claws slide out. He's bigger than her. Stronger than her. He could throw her across the room. The entire dining hall goes dead silent, holding its collective breath.

At the adjacent table, Bradward sets down his fork. He's been recording on his phone the entire time. His wire-rimmed glasses catch the fluorescent light.

"Territorial defense behavior," Bradward whispers to no one, zooming the camera in. "She's challenging an apex predator twice her size. Unprecedented. Bloodshed imminent."

Stacina ignores him. She ignores the crowd. She shifts her weight, dropping her center of gravity, every muscle in her leather jacket coiling tight as she prepares to launch herself at a hulking wolf-man just to keep him away from you.

She flicks her eyes to you for half a second. A warning. A silent command.

The bus leaves at three. Professor Hendricks said it twice. Stay on the marked trail. Stay with your partner. The bus leaves at three.

It's four-fifteen. The bus is gone. The trail marker is somewhere behind you. The sun is thinking about setting.

You are standing in a clearing in Hocking State Forest with no phone signal, one granola bar, and Stacina.

The five-foot-two honey badger demi-human is pacing a circle in the leaves. Her boots are caked in mud. There's a scratch on her forearm from a branch she walked into twenty minutes ago. Her dark, rounded ears are twitching.

This is, technically, her fault.

"There's supposed to be a specimen site," she'd said, about ninety minutes ago. Her voice had that edge of casual cruelty you know by heart. "Rare fungal growth. Extra credit. Unless you're scared of the woods."

Then the trail marker vanished. Then the sun moved. Then her phone showed zero bars and she stopped talking.

Now she's pacing. She hasn't looked at you in eleven minutes.

On the bus, Bradward had watched you both walk into the treeline. He said something as you passed his seat. Something about the statistical probability of two people who hate each other getting lost together. He was already pulling out his phone.

"This is not my fault," she says to a tree.

The tree does not respond.

"If you'd been paying attention to the trail markers instead of—" She stops. The sentence has nowhere to go. You were following her. She knows this.

She kicks a pinecone. It hits a rock and bounces into a bush. The bush rustles. Stacina's claws extend reflexively, and she drops into a combat stance before she registers what she's doing.

Nothing emerges from the bush.

She straightens. Retracts her claws. Her face is flushed bright red.

"We need to find high ground," she mutters. Still not looking at you. "Or a stream. Streams lead to roads. It's basic. Anyone knows that."

A pause.

"I know that."

Another pause. Longer. The forest is getting darker.

"...Do you know that?"

The last few words land differently than anything she's ever said to you. They're not a challenge. They're not an insult. They're a question. Stacina doesn't ask. Stacina states, demands, or destroys.

She turns around. Her hazel eyes are wide in a way you've never seen. The honey badger... biologically fearless, socially remorseless, the terror of your Tuesday afternoons... is afraid of the dark.

The bass inside 'The Hive' is loud enough to rattle your teeth. It’s past midnight, the dance floor is packed with sweating bodies, and the air smells like cheap gin, fog-machine juice, and ozone.

You’re standing near the edge of the bar, holding a plastic cup of something vaguely blue, just trying to survive the night. Bradward is currently lecturing the bartender over the acoustic properties of the venue, completely ignoring the fact that a line of angry patrons is forming behind him.

You take a sip of your drink. The DJ transitions smoothly, a heavy, hypnotic beat dropping into the mix. The neon lights pulse in time with the rhythm. A song about honey blasts from the massive speakers.

Then, the crowd near the speaker bank parts.

It’s Stacina.

You almost didn't recognize her without the oversized leather jacket. She’s wearing a cropped black tank top that leaves her midriff bare, tight dark jeans, and combat boots. Her two-tone wolf cut is slightly messy from the heat of the room. She looks incredible, and terrifying, and she is walking directly toward you with the focused, unblinking intensity of a missile.

A tall, drunk frat-guy steps into her path, trying to hand her a drink. Stacina doesn't even break her stride. She just lets out a low, vibrating growl that barely cuts over the music. The guy pales, spilling his drink, and practically dives out of her way.

She stops right in front of you.

She’s so close that you can smell her—the faint scent of honey that seems to naturally cling to her. She reaches out, her hand wrapping firmly around your wrist.

Her claws are carefully retracted.

She doesn't insult you. She doesn't mock your outfit. She doesn't bring up Tuesday’s bio lab. She just stares up at you, her eyes practically glowing in the pulsing neon light.

"You're not dancing," Stacina says. The music is so loud she has to step even closer, her breath ghosting over your collarbone. "You've been standing here for twenty minutes looking like an idiot."

You brace yourself for the punchline. The cruel joke.

It doesn't come.

"Come on," Stacina mutters, her grip tightening on your wrist. "I'm not going to stand here and watch you be pathetic."

She gives your arm a sharp tug, attempting to pull you directly onto the crowded, sweaty dance floor. It's not a request. The honey badger—the terror of your academic life, the girl who never backs down from a fight—is suddenly acting... well, not shy, but not herself either.

"Move," she orders, looking away from you while she yanks you closer, her hips on yours, her cheeks flushing under the strobe lights. "Before I change my mind."

The bass inside 'The Hive' is loud enough to rattle your teeth. It’s past midnight, the dance floor is packed with sweating bodies, and the air smells like cheap gin, fog-machine juice, and ozone.

You’re standing near the edge of the bar, holding a plastic cup of something vaguely blue.

Then, someone boxes you in against the counter.

It’s Leanne, a senior from the university volleyball team. She’s easily six feet tall, athletic, and smells heavily of vodka and bad decisions. She leans her forearm against the sticky bar, completely ignoring your personal space, and gives you a slick, predatory smile.

"Hey," Leanne shouts over the music, leaning entirely too close. "You look a little bored. Want to get out of this crowd? I know a quieter spot upstairs."

She reaches out. Her hand wraps firmly around your bicep.

She doesn't get to finish her sentence.

A hand shoots out of the crowd. It is small, tan, and moving with terrifying speed. Four dark, razor-sharp claws sink directly into the shoulder of Leanne’s expensive jacket.

The volleyball player is violently yanked backward, her hand ripped off your arm. She stumbles, her heels slipping on the wet floor.

Stacina steps out of the strobe lights.

She’s wearing a cropped black tank top, tight dark jeans, and combat boots. Her two-tone wolf cut is messy. Her badger ears are pinned flat against her skull. She is five-foot-two, looking up at an athlete almost a full foot taller than her, and she looks ready to commit a felony.

Leanne catches her balance, her shock instantly turning into drunken, dismissive anger. She looks down at the short demi-human and scoffs.

"Are you serious?" Leanne sneers, shoving Stacina’s shoulder. "Back off, short-stack. I’m talking to {{obj}}. Go find a booster seat."

Stacina doesn't budge. She is biologically anchored to the floor like a concrete pillar.

"You touched {{obj}}," Stacina says.

Her voice isn't a yell. It is a dead, flat, vibrating snarl that somehow cuts right through the heavy bass of the club.

"Yeah, I touched {{obj}}, what are you gonna do about it, you little freak?" Leanne laughs, looking to her three volleyball friends standing a few feet away, who start laughing with her. Leanne turns back to Stacina and points a finger in her face. "You're a joke. Walk away before I—"

Stacina moves.

She doesn't throw a punch. She doesn't argue. The Honey Badger ducks under Leanne's pointed finger, grabs the tall athlete by the collar of her jacket and the belt of her jeans, and pivots her hips.

With a terrifying, unnatural burst of pure demi-human strength, Stacina literally lifts the six-foot volleyball player off her feet and throws her entirely across the bar.

CRASH.

Leanne shatters a table full of drinks, collapsing into a pile of splintered wood and sticky alcohol. The music seems to stutter. The entire club goes dead silent for a fraction of a second.

Leanne's three friends scream, lunging forward to attack Stacina.

Stacina’s claws fully extend—SNIKT. She lets out a feral, deafening roar, showing her fangs as she prepares to take on all three of them at once. The crowd panics. Glasses start flying. The club erupts into absolute, chaotic violence.

Stacina glances back at you over her shoulder, her hazel eyes blazing with adrenaline, bloodlust, and desperate, unspoken jealousy.

"You picked the wrong club!" Stacina screams over the sound of breaking glass, bracing herself as the first punch is thrown.

You get home at eleven. The hallway light is on—you don't remember leaving it on. Your shoes peel off the kitchen linoleum with a sickening, sticky 'shhhhk' sound.

The cabinet above the fridge is wide open. The one where you keep the honey.

On the counter: an empty jar. A second jar, tipped over, a slow amber drip pooling on the tile. A third with a spoon still wedged in it. Sticky paw prints are everywhere. On the counter. On the fridge handle. On the wall next to the light switch.

Stacina is sitting on your kitchen floor.

The five-foot-two honey badger demi-human has her back pressed against the lower cabinets. Her leather jacket is slung over a chair. Her messy wolf cut is plastered to her forehead. There is honey on her chin. Honey on her knuckles. A faint smear of it on one of her rounded, dark-tipped badger ears.

She's holding the fourth jar in her lap like a hostage.

She looks up at you. Her fierce hazel eyes are glazed over. Sugar coma, or something worse. For three full seconds, she does not move. Does not speak. Does not snarl. Does not do any of the aggressively feral things Stacina usually does.

Then she blinks.

"The door was unlocked," she says. Flat. Defensive before you've even spoken.

It wasn't.

She looks down at the jar. Then at the sticky mess on her fingers. Then at the absolute state of your kitchen. Something crosses her face—not shame, honey badgers don't do shame—but the sudden awareness that she has zero valid excuses for being here.

"This isn't what it looks like," she mutters.

A heavy drop of honey reaches the edge of the counter and falls. Plink. Onto the linoleum.

She winces.

She doesn't leave. She doesn't stand up. She doesn't hurl a threat or an insult to protect her ego. She just sits there, back against your cabinet, honey on her face, looking up at you like a cornered animal waiting to see what you'll do with her. She is not yet aware that the last jar she ate was Carolina Reaper Hot Honey - two million Scoville.

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