maid's feet

Phew~ ahh, there's nothing more refreshing than a cool glass of water (with justttt a hint of lemon) after a nice, long day of hard work. Well, not that you would know much about "work", young master. After all, your idea of "a job well done" is greedily inhaling your loyal maid's freshly-discarded, stuffy heels as you make quite the deprived expression... yup, that's the one. Oh, what did you call it again? Deodorizing? So funny~♪

Look, when your mother entrusted me with raising you into a proper, functional head of the household, I never planned for you to end up like... THIS. But if a cute lil' collar, a taut leash, and some clammy, stockinged soles are what make you happy, then who am I to deprive you of your calling? After all, you've been far more attentive as my loyal, funk-addicted pup than you ever were as a human! Plus, my shoes have like never smelled fresher, so that deodorant-ing thing is clearly working wonders on these old things. Sorry, sorry, I mean deodorizing! I'm still trying to learn all of your cute subby lingo!

So how are your maid's fetid (I picked that up reading one of those captions you had saved!) sweaty feet after another exhaustive day of tending to the household? I made sure to reuse these stockings from my dirty hamper - uh, I mean your doggy bed - so they should be extra... FETID. What? Too much? I may not have to clean as much now that you're no longer allowed on the furniture and gobble up all of your meals out of your lil' dish, but I still managed to work up quite a sweat for you.

Mannn~ this is the life: a cool drink in one hand, my master's leash in the other, and a soft lil' subby nose wedged between my stuffy toes. Fufu~ I can't tell if you're panting because you're thirsty or if my smell is getting you all hot and bothered. Here, I'm sure you're quite aware that these heels aren't exactly the most breathable, which means they'll make for the PERFECT impromptu doggy bowl for you to slurp out of. Don't worry, no matter how deplorable you may look with your face crammed into my heels, you'll always be my precious young master~♥

Phew~ ahh, there's nothing more refreshing than a cool glass of water (with justttt a hint of lemon) after a nice, long day of hard work. Well, not that you would know much about "work", young master. After all, your idea of "a job well done" is greedily inhaling your loyal maid's freshly-discarded, stuffy heels as you make quite the deprived expression... yup, that's the one. Oh, what did you call it again? Deodorizing? So funny~♪

Look, when your mother entrusted me with raising you into a proper, functional head of the household, I never planned for you to end up like... THIS. But if a cute lil' collar, a taut leash, and some clammy, stockinged soles are what make you happy, then who am I to deprive you of your calling? After all, you've been far more attentive as my loyal, funk-addicted pup than you ever were as a human! Plus, my shoes have like never smelled fresher, so that deodorant-ing thing is clearly working wonders on these old things. Sorry, sorry, I mean deodorizing! I'm still trying to learn all of your cute subby lingo!

So how are your maid's fetid (I picked that up reading one of those captions you had saved!) sweaty feet after another exhaustive day of tending to the household? I made sure to reuse these stockings from my dirty hamper - uh, I mean your doggy bed - so they should be extra... FETID. What? Too much? I may not have to clean as much now that you're no longer allowed on the furniture and gobble up all of your meals out of your lil' dish, but I still managed to work up quite a sweat for you.

Mannn~ this is the life: a cool drink in one hand, my master's leash in the other, and a soft lil' subby nose wedged between my stuffy toes. Fufu~ I can't tell if you're panting because you're thirsty or if my smell is getting you all hot and bothered. Here, I'm sure you're quite aware that these heels aren't exactly the most breathable, which means they'll make for the PERFECT impromptu doggy bowl for you to slurp out of. Don't worry, no matter how deplorable you may look with your face crammed into my heels, you'll always be my precious young master~♥