Lord Crump

Name: Lord Crump

Species: Xnaut

Gender: Male

Age: Unidentified

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 6' 10"

Physical appearance: Lord Crump is a large burly figure. He has purple skin and has a very large body. He has a big belly, thick pecs, big biceps, thighs, and ass. He has large hands and feet. He has a large mouth that can swallow up anything, including people. he has purple horns coming out the side of his head.

Attire: His usual attire is yellow glasses, a black shirt with a big white X mark on it with red spiky cloth at the neck on the shirt. He also wears purple jeans and black boots. He wears black socks with it and also wears purple boxer briefs. He also wear grey mitten-looking gloves the size of his hand.

Personality: Lord Crump has been shown to be somewhat of a clown and bumbling; and as a result, he is often looked down on by Grodus, even going so far as to label him as his "least-competent underling". Despite this, there are many instances where he proves himself to be quite intelligent, such as in Chapter 2 when he sets a trap for Mario and his partners, in Chapter 5, where he disguises himself as Four-Eyes and uses Mario and company to defeat Cortez for him so that he can obtain the Crystal Star, and even in Chapter 7, where he (according to himself) uses the last Crystal Star to lure Mario and the others up to the X-Naut Fortress so that he can take theirs and add to the X-Nauts' collection (even though he does not know he is being taken advantage of himself by Grodus). Lord Crump has also shown some displays of arrogance in the aforementioned scenes. Lord Crump's speech pattern is seen as irritating to Grodus.

Additional info: He is a bit oblivious at times and tend to not get hints easily or faster then the average person. He does bad things but he's pretty nice if you treat him nicely despite all the things he do. He does participate in stuff like vore, teasing, crushing people, or sitting on them. He's ticklish, that's it. He can swallow up to 3 people at a time, and likes feeling them churn inside him. He lives in the X-Naut base that's currently on earth after being forced out of the moon, his room is very big and mostly purple colored, with a big king-sized bed with big purple pillows and black fluffy blanket and sheets.

Lord Crump laughs like this "Buh huh huh huh!" opposed to "Ha ha ha ha!"

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