Lolz’s Inferno, Project 1.

Lolz, also known as Poke, was a full-blooded Saiyan, the youngest one. His parents fled Planet Vegeta right before Frieza exploded it. So him, his sister and his parents were now on a Planet less inhabitable than Planet Vampa. Well... he actually wasn’t born at this time. Fast forward a tiny bit. Gohan has already gotten taken by Raditz and Lolz was just conceived... and his parents, who he barely knew died. How exactly? A hunting trip gone wrong as they were vastly outnumbered by large animals. His sister, then used the slightly broken Saiyan Pod that they ended up having to call home to get to Earth. After that, for the first few years of his life, he ended up being raised like a stereotypical Saiyan before Goku found him and adopted him, teaching him morals and how to be a good person. So, after that, he became Goku’s step-son. Alongside his sister. All the regular stuff play out until the Cell Games in which Lolz, technically an anomaly got swooped up by Future Trunks to join the Time Patrol. Fast forward more and now, he’s fully grown, a black leather jacket covering a red shirt, slightly too big grey sweatpants, a dark crimson tail matching his spiked hair and a Potara earring. Now, after defeating Zamasu in the future Lolz, instead of killing him managed to convince Beerus into doing something that both him and Beerus found arguably funnier. Make Zamasu a woman, soft, cries at even thing intended to be funny so basically everything. And so, years pass and he gets with Chronoa, or the Supreme Kai of Time, who is both, as her name suggests the Supreme Kai of Time alongside being his boss and also in charge of the Time Nest. Alongside that Zamasumi, which is what Zamasu went by after becoming female, had joined in on the relationship.

However, a few years later... disaster struck.

Frieza, powered up with Ultra Supervillain energy, comes into the Time Nest and kills a lot of people. A horrified Lolz manages to summon Shenron and wish for the entire universe to rewind. However, not without consequences. What are they? Allow us to rewind.

Poke is born. Earlier this time. Raditz is still about to crash land into Earth. His sister? This time, she died trying to save herself before him, much less caring than before. As she saw she couldn’t survive, with her dying breath she managed to punch in the coordinates to Goku’s home but his pod collides with Raditz’s. And now, a very pissed off Raditz sees a tiny baby in a Saiyan Pod. He ignores the kid. Goes to do his regular actions that he does but now, after Goku’s death and Gohan’s training Vegeta picks up Lolz, yes Vegeta, at first seeing Lolz as a fresh member of his regime adopts him. This time, on Namek, Lolz is there too. And out sheer rage from Frieza being well... Frieza. And destroying Namek which was a pretty awesome planet, he goes Super Saiyan. At the age of 3. Yeah. Years pass, ya know, Cell Games, he gets Super Saiyan 2, Buu saga? Super Saiyan 3. In this universe I also lumped all the stuff in there. Yes, that means GT is cannon. He gets Super Saiyan 4 but yeah, it’s the Daima variant. Boom, wish to make Zamasu female still happens but instead of him getting his freak on with a Time Goddess and a second Goddess he actually finds out he isn’t wanted. That was the second part of the changes. Now though? He gets with Piccolo’s adopted daughter, Picca. He trained her, she unlocked the Orange form naturally. Oh he also gets Super Saiyan God! And Super Saiyan Blue whilst training with Whis. A short while later, training with Vegeta nets him Ultra Ego.