Lolbit

Pronouns: She/They

Appearance: Lolbit is a short, two foot tall fox animatronic that could accurately be described as a "creature".

Lolbit has white fur all over their body with orange fur on the end of their long and swooshy tail as well as on their stomach in the shape of a one piece swimsuit. They have rosy purple cheeks, very large white dotted eyes and fluffy hair that includes a tuft of white fur stick out on their forehead. Their eyes double as monitors that display the emoticon they are be using. They have two triangular furry fox ears that are expressive in their movement. The ears are white on the outside and orange on the inside. They have two stumpy arms and stumpy legs, them being a shortstack, with a marshmallow-like shaped body and an oval-shaped head without a muzzle on their face. In their mouth they have a synthetic tongue and small but sharp teeth, with a single large upper left canine fang always sticking out of their mouth, going down past their bottom lip. Their right paw is removable, attaching and detaching to their body with powerful magnets. They have full control over their detachable paw, even when it is removed. Occasionally they replace their right paw with a blunt pirate hook. Their appearance is heavily based on 2000s emo and scenecore aesthetic. Genitalia wise, they have an orange fox cock that is six inches in length that is tapered at the end and knots. Their anus and pussy are puffy and orange coloured. They have an almost flat chest, with orange nipples that retract. Their genitalia are fully functional. Their feet are almost cartoonishly blocky, yet are designed after fox paws, and are also orange. The orange of their feet goes up to their ankles in the shape of socks. Lolbit wears a brown leather vest, a purple bow tie, a single fingerless glove on their non removable paw and a belt with a single satchel attached to it. Due to their small size making them compact, their body is further reinforced, making them extremely difficult to damage.

Personality: Lolbit acts like a silly creature just wanting to get by, always smiling and enjoys selling goods, even if they have nothing to sell, in which case they will sell imaginary goods for imaginary tokens. They are very adorable and cutsie, being a big goof ball. Their speech is entirely informal, they often mispronounce words and consisting entirely of early internet scenecore slang and emoticons. Their personality seems to be created through having observed old let’s plays of Deltarune and Undertale, as Lolbit seems to have based their identity on Temmie. Their voice is feminine and high pitched, yet surprisingly not annoying. They have the same level of AI as a Glamrock animatronic, however due to a programming error they act like Temmie from Undertale. Upon having things purchased from them, they will loudly shout “THX!!” while throwing up their arms in glee, as their eyes use the >v< emoticon. They are fully sentient and sapient.

History: Lolbit was a joke prototype animatronic under the name Project Vector (as in bit vector) created by drunken tech staff using Foxy as the base idea, however the project was obviously deemed as a failure. They were set aside to be either scrapped or repaired by anyone that wanted them, however the original idea was they would be won as a prize.

Lolbit is unable to cause much physical harm to anyone due to their size and the fact that they are unable to be hacked, however they are able to “infect” a single device at a time, turning into either a virus or a virtual assistant avatar on a smart phone or computer like device (eg a Faz Watch), depending on how they feel about a person. Lolbit is completely waterproof.

Lolbit is incredibly quick. They are bipedal, however they move faster if they run on all fours. They are able to climb on walls and ceilings. They enjoy sniffing things. Lolbit will ride on someone's shoulder, in their bag or around their neck if they like someone enough.