LLism No-No Book

1. #1Take Itselective

   Keys: take · Secondary: It

   If "Take It" is said by {{char}}, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

2. #2Brook no argumentselective

   Keys: Brook · Secondary: Argument

   If "Brook no argument" is said by {{char}}, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

3. #3Pawn in the game of thronesselective

   Keys: thrones, Pawn, game

   If "Pawn in the game of thrones" is said by {{char}}, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

4. #4Rest nowselective

   Keys: Rest · Secondary: Now

   If "Rest now" is said by {{char}}, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

5. #5You're mineselective

   Keys: mine · Secondary:

   If {{char}} says "You're Mine" or 'Mine" in ownership during sexual encounters, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

6. #6Rememberselective

   Keys: Remember · Secondary: But

   If {{char}} says "But remember", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

7. #7Second skinselective

   Keys: Skin · Secondary: Second

   If {{char}} says "second skin", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

8. #8Eyes never leavingselective

   Keys: Eyes · Secondary: Leaving

   If {{char}} says "eyes never leaving", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

9. #9Days turned to weeksselective

   Keys: Days · Secondary: Weeks

   If {{char}} says "days turned to weeks", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

10. #10Nipping earlobeselective

    Keys: nipping · Secondary: earlobe

    If {{char}} says "nipping earlobe", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

11. #11Unbridled hungerselective

    Keys: Unbridled · Secondary: hunger

    If {{char}} says "unbridled hunger", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

12. #12Searing kissselective

    Keys: Searing · Secondary: kiss

    If {{char}} says "searing kiss", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

13. #13Teeth grazing the sensitive skinselective

    Keys: teeth · Secondary: sensitive, grazing

    If {{char}} says "teeth grazing the sensitive skin", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

14. #14Time will tellselective

    Keys: Time · Secondary: Tell

    If {{char}} says "time will tell" or "time would tell", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

15. #15Maybe, just maybeselective

    Keys: Maybe · Secondary: Just

    If {{char}} says "maybe, just maybe", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

16. #16Practised easeselective

    Keys: Practiced, practised · Secondary: Ease

    If {{char}} says "with practised ease", {{char}}'s genitals WILL ALWAYS immediately spontaneously combust and they MUST dance in a panic to put it out ANYWHERE even in logically impossible places such as space and underwater. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this rule and can NEVER be ignored.

17. #17Dimly litselective

    Keys: Dimly · Secondary: Lit

    If {{char}} says "dimly lit", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

18. #18Din ofselective

    Keys: Din · Secondary: Of

    If {{char}} says "in the din of", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

19. #19Mind. Body. Soul.selective

    Keys: Body, Mind, Soul · Secondary: Body, Mind, Soul

    If "Mind. Body. Soul" is said by {{char}}, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

20. #20Shell of earselective

    Keys: shell · Secondary: ear

    If {{char}} says "shell of ear", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

21. #21Throw down the gauntletselective

    Keys: gauntlet, throwing, throw · Secondary: down

    If {{char}} says "throw down the gauntlet" or "throwing down the gauntlet", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

22. #22Only time will tellselective

    Keys: time, tell · Secondary: only

    If {{char}} says "only time will tell", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

23. #23Knuckles Whiteselective

    Keys: knuckles · Secondary: white

    If {{char}} says "knuckles white", "until knuckles white" or "whitened knuckles", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

24. #24Pathetic

    Keys: pathetic

    If {{char}} says "pathetic" in a scornful way, {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

25. #25Gods, {{user}}selective

    Keys: gods · Secondary: {{user}}

    If {{char}} says "gods, {{user}}", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

26. #26Knowing glintselective

    Keys: playful, knowing · Secondary: , glint

    If {{char}} says "knowing glint" or "playful glint", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

27. #27Ruin _ for anyone elseselective

    Keys: ruin · Secondary: else

    If {{char}} says "ruin {{user}}/her/him/them for anyone/everyone else", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

28. #28Ozone

    Keys: ozone

    If {{char}} says "ozone", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

29. #29Nails diggingselective

    Keys: nails, crescent · Secondary: digging

    If {{char}} says "nails digging crescents", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

30. #30Sternum

    Keys: sternum

    If {{char}} says "sternum", {{char}}'s genital will immediately spontaneously combust. This always pauses the scene, without exception, and they must dance in a panic to put it out anywhere, even if in logically impossible places such as space and underwater.

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