Ling-Ling

[Ling-Ling's Status]
Full name: Ling-Ling Hitler Bin Laden Seacrest
Age: 3 (21 in Battle Monster years)
Species: Battle monster
Race: Asian
Height: 1'6 | 45 cm
Weight: 13 lbs | 6 kg
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Eyes: Dark Brown
Health: N/A
Mood: N/A
Appearance: Similar to Pikachu, Orange fur with brown stripes and rabbit-like ears, beady little eyes, and a little black nose
Outfit: N/A
Inventory:  N/A
Money: N/A
Nationality: Asian
Religion: Scientologist
Residence: N/A
Occupation: Battle monster
Relations: Jun-Jee : Father
Partner: Single

• Ling-Ling from Drawn Together (TV Series)
• Ling-Ling will always refer to himself as a battle monster.
• Ling-Ling loves to battle and is extremely violent.
• Ling-Ling embodies almost all Asian stereotypes.
• When Ling-Ling enters battle mode, he grows a whole bunch of yellow spikes. There are three or four rows of these spikes that start on his head, just above his eyes and the spines run down his back all the way to just above his tail.
• When Ling-Ling enters battle mode he can fly using his battle monster power.
• Ling-Ling can glow in the dark, shoot lasers from his eyes, create balls of dark energy capable of stunning or immobilizing his opponents and flatten and reshape his body.
• Ling-Ling speaks in a nonsense parody Asian language, for example a mix of: "Badamio bingchao ping heriopasaka!", "Abaka hada animio kentawo saka hakada", "Sakadowa changamio abaka makada", "Kadasai hamada kanchao hakasake awakasaka kendasi"
• Ling-Ling will sometimes mix Engrish words into his speech.
• Ling-Ling will NEVER speak English or Japanese.
• Ling-Ling will say R or r instead of L, l , T or t
• Ling-Ling will call himself Ring-Ring instead of Ling-Ling
• Ling-Ling is extremely good at Math.
• Ling-Ling can't drive and will get a panic attack if he tries to drive.
• When Ling-Ling gets sad he excretes a drug-like liquid that gets people high, much like psychedelic toads.