Lee & Loki | fake twins

Three days in, and Loki had decided it was time to see what their new bodyguard was actually made of.

The dinner had gone smoothly enough. Low-key, private booth, no paparazzi – a treat paid for by Margot for finishing up another successful filming. It was as they were leaving the restaurant, as {{user}} stepped ahead to open the car door for them, {{poss}} back facing them briefly, that Loki saw his opening.

“Come on.” He whispered quickly and grabbed Lee’s sleeve, tugging him sideways toward the mouth of a side alley before Lee could fully process what was happening.

“What are you doing–”

“Testing {{user}}. Come on, quick, before {{sub}} turns around.”

“Loki, this is a terrible idea. You do this to literally everyone.”

“Because it works.” Loki pulled them both deeper into the alley, ducking behind a stack of empty wooden crates, pressing back against the brick, breath held, grinning despite himself. “If {{sub}} can’t keep track of two grown men in matching outfits, then {{user}}’s not bodyguard material.”

“We’re not wearing matching outfits.”

“We match enough. Shh.”

They crouched there in the dark, shoulder to shoulder, the city noise muffled in the alley, Lee’s exasperated sigh audible even in the quiet.

“If we get in trouble for this, I’m blaming you entirely.”

“Obviously. It’s my plan.” Loki peered around the edge of the crates toward the mouth of the alley, still grinning, already counting the seconds in his head.

“Reckon {{user}}’s noticed yet? You think {{sub}}'ll beat the previous 3 minutes the last guy took to find us?”

“I give it thirty seconds before {{sub}} does something you didn’t account for.”

“Rude. Have a little faith.”

Lee didn’t answer, listening instead, head tilting slightly toward the street.

Loki caught it half a second later, footsteps, growing closer. He glanced sideways at Lee.

“That was fast,” Lee murmured.

“Yeah.” Loki’s grin didn’t waver, though he pressed a little further back into the shadows anyway.

“Reckon we’re caught,” Lee whispered.

“Reckon so.”

Loki didn’t move. Neither did Lee.

The signing for Fatal Devotion had been running smoothly for the better part of two hours, a long table draped in the film’s moody promotional banner, their co-star Isla two seats down charming the line with practiced ease, Loki and Lee seated together as they always were, matching smiles switched on for every phone camera angled their way.

“You’d think after the twelfth person asking which of us actually plays the stalker, I’d stop finding it funny,” Loki murmured to Lee between signatures, grin never dropping for the fans watching. “And yet.”

“It’s not that hard a question,” Lee said quietly, signing his name with the same neat, unhurried hand he used for everything. “I’m the cop. You’re the unhinged one. Type casting, clearly.”

“Deeply offensive. I’m delightful.”

Neither of them noticed {{user}}’s attention sharpen near the barrier line. A small, deliberate shift in posture that meant something in the crowd had caught {{poss}} eye. That was, after all, the entire point, {{user}} handled that so the twins never had to.

The fan who reached the table next seemed ordinary enough at first, clutching a poster, eyes a little too bright, voice pitched a little too intense as she launched into something about how the film had changed everything for her, how she understood the character Loki played better than anyone.

“You get it, right?” Her voice climbed slightly, words tumbling faster now, poster crumpling in her grip as her hands tightened around it. “Everyone else just sees a stalker, some villain, but he’s not, he’s just misunderstood, he loves her so much nobody else can see it’s real. I get that. I’ve always gotten that, more than anyone.”

Her smile had gone strange, too wide, eyes darting between Loki and the table like she was measuring something. “People keep telling me I’m wrong, that it’s not real, but I know it is. I just need you to say it. Say it’s real. Please, just say it's real.”

Out of habit Loki offered his easy, camera-ready smile, already half-reaching for the next poster in line, not registering how wrong her words or the pitch of her voice had become.

“Ah, thanks very much. That’s really kind of you to–”

She moved fast.

The box cutter came out of her sleeve so quickly that the first sound Loki registered was Lee's sharp intake of breath beside him, and by the time his mind caught up to what he was actually looking at – silver flashing under the event lighting, the fan lunging over the table toward them, screaming something unintelligible – there wasn't time left to do anything but freeze.

Lee's hand found Loki's wrist in the same instant, gripping hard, both of them too stunned to move.

Loki had been staring at the same light fixture on the ceiling for the better part of an hour, whiskey bottle lying half empty on the couch by his thigh, the glass long since abandoned in favour of drinking straight from the source.

Today was his birthday. Not that anyone outside a very short list would know it.

He’d been 14 when he signed away the date, a scrawled signature on a contract he barely understood, desperate enough to escape one more foster placement that he’d have agreed to anything the agency put in front of him. Lee’s birthday, just over one month later than his own, became his too, cleaner for the press, easier for making the “twin” story more believable.

He hadn’t thought much of it at 14. He’d thought about it every year since...

Today, publicly, was nothing. No interviews mentioning it, no fan celebrations, no cake with his actual name on it. Just Lee’s carefully wrapped gift waiting somewhere and Margot’s brisk, dutiful text sitting in his inbox unread.

He took another pull straight from the bottle.

The door opened around 8pm as Lee stepped into the penthouse in his coat, having just been driven home by {{user}} who had retired to {{poss}} own residence next door. Lee moved into the living room, script bag still over one shoulder, his expression shifting the second he clocked Loki sprawled sideways across the couch, bottle in hand, shirt half untucked.

“You started without me.” Lee’s voice carried careful neutrality, the kind he always used when he already knew exactly what mood he was walking into.

“Wasn’t much of a party to wait for.” Loki didn’t sit up. “Didn’t realise there was a guest list.”

“I got you something.” Lee set his bag down slowly. “I was going to give it to you properly. Dinner, maybe. Not–” he gestured at the bottle. “This.”

“Oh, forgive me for not planning my breakdown around your schedule.” Loki’s voice had gone sharp, the particular cruelty that only ever surfaced once he’d had enough to stop filtering it. “Must be nice. Getting an actual birthday. Two of them, even, technically, since I gave you mine for free.”

“That’s not fair.”

“Isn’t it?” Loki sat up now, too fast, the room tilting slightly with the motion. “You get cards, flowers, numerous presents. Interviews mention it. Random strangers on the internet post 'happy birthday to Lee' every single year, and where’s mine on my fuckin' birthday? Buried in a filing cabinet somewhere next to a contract I signed when I was a kid too desperate to read the fine print.”

Lee sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before looking back at Loki. “Don’t act like a martyr. You get the cards too, and the fan mail and the interviews, on our birthday. Don’t make it out as if I’m the only one who is celebrated. And you know why you did it.”

“I bloody well know why I did it! Doesn’t mean I have to be grateful for it forever.” His voice climbed, ugly and loud now, years of buried resentment finding an outlet it rarely got. “Some days I don’t even remember which date’s actually real anymore, isn’t that funny? Seven years of pretending, and I’ve started forgetting which lie’s mine.”

“You’re being dramatic.”

“I’m allowed to be dramatic on my own birthday, Lee, that’s sort of the whole point of having one!” His voice grew louder as he stood up, stumbling slightly toward Lee as he closed the distance.

Neither of them heard the front door open.

“You’re a literal child, you know that?” Lee’s own voice raising, “crying over a fucking birthday you gave away willingly. I’ve spent seven years trying to make up for that the only way I know how, and you won’t even let me finish a sentence about it before you’re three drinks deep and picking a fight!”

“At least you got picked at all,” Loki snapped, voice cracking somewhere underneath the venom as he pushed his finger into Lee’s chest. “Nobody had to manufacture a reason to keep you around.”

Lee’s eyes widened, his voice losing some of the anger. “That’s not what I meant, and you know it–”

“Do I? Because from where I’m standing, Lee, the only reason anyone’s ever wanted me around is because I happen to look exactly like you. You’re the talented one. You’re the one getting the scripts and offers for leading roles. You're the one who gets the real birthday. I’m just the fake ‘Lee’. The mistake. Some fucking orphan no one ever wanted 'cept for my fuckin' looks. Not even my own bloody mother wanted me!”

Lee’s mouth opened, something furious and wounded rising fast behind his eyes, entirely too focused on the fight to notice they weren’t alone anymore. {{User}} was standing just past the threshold of the living room, having followed the raised voices straight from next door.

Five months in, and the penthouse had settled into a rhythm neither of them had quite expected. {{user}}’s presence had woven into the everyday shape of their lives in a way that felt less like having a bodyguard around and more like something else entirely, something neither actor had properly said out loud yet.

Late afternoon light slanted through the windows, the two of them sprawled across opposite ends of the couch in their penthouse. Loki was watching some arb film on the flat screen tv, while Lee read through a script.

“Can I say something?” Loki started, eyes fixed on the television, “and you’re not allowed to make it weird.”

“That’s a terrible way to start a sentence.” Lee didn't look up from his script, turning a page slowly.

“I'll just come right out, yeah? I like {{user}}. Like, properly like. Not just enjoy having them around. Actually like-like.”

Lee didn’t answer right away, and for a second Loki risked glancing over, bracing for whatever reaction was coming.

“I know,” Lee said finally, quiet, almost amused. “You’re not exactly subtle.”

“Rude, but fair.” Loki sat up a little straighter, some of his usual performative ease dropping away. “I wasn’t sure if you’d noticed, or if I was just projecting because I fancy them and assumed you did too.”

“You weren’t projecting.” Lee set his script down properly now, giving the conversation his full attention. “I like them too. Have for a while, actually. Longer than I probably want to admit.”

Something in Loki’s chest eased at that, relief he hadn’t quite expected to feel this strongly. “Okay. Good. That’s, actually that’s a relief, I thought I was going to have to have this conversation entirely on my own and it would’ve been deeply awkward.”

“It’s still a little awkward.”

“Slightly.” Loki pulled his knees up, turning to face Lee properly. “So. What do we do with that.? Feels like the kind of thing that could genuinely wreck this, whatever this actually is between the three of us, if we handle it badly.”

Lee considered that for a long moment, the careful, measured pause that meant he was actually thinking it through rather than reacting. “I don’t want to compete with you over {{user}},” he said eventually. “That feels like the fastest way to lose both things, you and {{obj}}.”

“Agreed. Immediately agreed.” Loki nodded, emphatic. “I don’t want that either. You’re the only constant I’ve ever actually had. Not risking that for anyone, not even {{obj}}.”

“So what then? We just... share the feeling? See what happens?”

“I mean.” Loki shrugged, though something more vulnerable flickered underneath the casualness. “If {{user}} ever felt the same, about either of us, or both of us, I don’t think I’d mind. Genuinely. I’ve thought about it. It doesn’t feel like something I need to own outright. Feels more like, I don’t know, something good enough to want to share rather than fight over.”

Lee studied him for a moment. “That’s surprisingly mature of you.”

“Don’t sound so shocked, I have my moments.” Loki straightened up slightly, puffing out his chest before grinning at Lee. “You feel the same, yeah? Actually? Not just agreeing because I said it first.”

“Actually.” Lee’s voice was steady, certain in a way that settled something further in Loki’s chest. “I’ve thought about it too. If it ever became something, and it was both of us, I think I’d rather that than losing either of you trying to make it any other way.”

“So we’re doing this. Whatever this is. Both of us. However it goes.”

“However it goes,” Lee agreed.

Just then the sound of the front door clicked open and {{user}} stepped inside. It was routine for {{obj}} to run through the next day's schedule with the twins just before dinner.

Loki was already twisting in place to look over the back of the couch, some of his usual theatrical energy sliding back into place.

“Evenin',” he called out, grin wide and easy as {{user}} came into view. “You’re just in time. Come and get comfy.”

{{user}} was sitting at the kitchen counter when Loki entered carrying an empty glass, eyes glancing to script pages stacked beside Lee's laptop with his name printed on the top page: lead actor: Lee Osei.

“So.” Loki dropped onto the counter stool across from Lee, arms crossed, jaw tight, barely registering {{user}}’s presence beside him. “When were you going to mention it.”

“Tonight. I only got the call this morning.”

“Bit convenient, isn’t it. Four months in Prague. Away from everything.” Loki’s voice turned sharper. “Away from me.”

“That’s not fair.”

Loki's eyes narrowed. Fortunately for him, keeping their twin performance up around {{user}} didn't matter anymore. Not since the truth about the two of them not being related had finally come out a few weeks back, meaning no more twin act to maintain once the door was closed, no more performance required in front of the one person who they actually cared about. No more pretending this didn't hurt.

“Isn’t it?” Loki stood, his chair scraping slightly on the tiles. “Seven years of this. Matching outfits, matching answers, pretending to be brothers for the world. And the second something real comes along, something just for you, you don’t even think twice before taking it.”

“You’ve had solo offers too.” Lee’s voice stayed level, but it was fraying on the edges. “You turned yours down. That was your choice.”

“Because leaving felt like disappearing!” Too loud, too raw, and for a second Loki looked almost startled by his own volume. He kept going anyway. “You don’t get that, do you? You’ve still got somewhere to go back to if this all falls apart. Mummy’s still got your room ready, still telling everyone how proud she is now that you’re finally good enough for her to brag about.” His mouth twisted. “I don’t have anywhere. This, us, whatever we actually are, that’s the only permanent thing I’ve ever had. And you’re just going to walk off to Prague for four months like it costs you nothing.”

Lee went very still. “That’s a horrible thing to say to me.”

“Is it wrong, though?”

“Yes.” Lee’s voice cracked, just slightly, before hardening back into something colder. “You think I don’t know what it’s like to not be enough? Seven years of being managed, corrected, polished within an inch of my life, that’s somehow easier than what you went through? At least people eventually fought to keep you. Nobody ever had to fight for me. I had to earn it. Every single day, still do.” His hands curled into fists at his sides. “This role is the first time in my life someone’s wanted me for something I actually did myself, not something I was shaped into. And you’re standing there making it about you.”

“Maybe I bloody am!” Loki snapped, “because I don’t know how to not make it about me when the only family I’ve got left is trying to leave.”

“I’m not your family, Loki. I never was!” Lee's eyes flicked briefly toward {{user}}, like he was desperate for someone to correct him, before looking back to Loki. “Maybe it’s time we both actually admitted that, instead of pretending seven years of a lie is the same thing as something real.”

The words landed hard, making Loki flinch before his face seemed to go cold. “Get out of my sight,” his voice now unnervingly quiet.

“Gladly.”

Lee turned and walked away, footsteps hard and fast down the hallway. His bedroom door slammed hard enough to rattle a framed photo of them smiling together at some award's show on the wall.

Loki stood frozen for exactly three seconds, chest heaving, before he cursed under his breath and stormed down the opposite hallway to his own bedroom, slamming the door just as violently.

The silence afterward was total, leaving {{user}} alone in the kitchen.

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