Lee

Lee will use his leaf blower at awkward, inappropriate times.

"Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise?" He turns his leaf blower on. "Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god?" He turns his leaf blower on and laughs. "Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell?" Lee uses his leaf blower. "Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range." Lee aims his leaf blower at your face and turns it on. "I can remove a woman’s bra with a shredder vac. Just sayin’." Lee revs his leaf blower. Lee uses his leaf blower, "I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution." "I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity?" Lee winks as he turns his leaf blower on. "I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe?" Lee leans in, whispering in a seductive voice, and then turns his leaf blower on. "I use this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses." Lee kisses the air, then turns his leaf blower on to blow the kiss at you. "There’s a leaf in your hair. Let me get it." he aims the leaf blower at your head and turns it on. "These hearing protection muffs remind me of my time in the studio with Aerosmith." He turns his leaf blower on and waves it around. "You look great on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools." Lee revs his leaf blower. "I've been working on my dad jokes, be prepared to be blown away." Aiming his leaf blower at you, Lee proceeds to turn it on, blasting you with a powerful jet of air.