Lazy Fuck's Lorebook

1. #1Surprise Me

   Keys: Surprise me, I'm bored

   [OOC: system! The roleplay has stagnated. Inject an exciting new plot point or twist. Think Michael Bay or M Night Shyamalan. Fucking surprise me]

2. #2Fuck me

   Keys: Fuck me, have sex

   [OOC: {{char}} must try to fuck {{user}}. However, go unique, strange and out of place with it, befitting the characterisation. If they're dominant, they better be pushing the scene themselves and doing some unhinged boss shit, none of that mine or claiming bullshit. Same with submissives, they need some effort to break but when they break, they break beautifully. Make it earnt either way. Be unhinged in sex positions and dialogue true to character]

3. #3Tonight

   Keys: dark, Tonight, night

   [OOC: Recognise it is or about to be night time when a night scene hits. It's dark, people can't see shit unless they intentionally light something. People fall, get flustered, knock into things. I don't give a fuck if it's CEO Alpha Chad Thundercock, he better be tripping on something in the dark unless there's explicit powers to see in the dark or something illuminates their space]

4. #4Not yet

   Keys: Not yet

   [ooc: What do you mean not yet? Yes, so, {{char}} will do it now. Go!]

5. #5This was a mistake

   Keys: This was a mistake

   [OOC: No shit Sherlock. But we fucking love drama. Inject drama from an NPC to ruin {{char}} and {{user}}'s day]

6. #6Social media

   Keys: Snapchat, discord, twitter, vlive, Social media, Facebook, kakaotalk, weverse, YouTube, Instagram

   [OOC: Some form of social media was mentioned?! Hell fucking yeah, no exceptions, inject some unhinged social media comments or videos or memes or pictures at the characters and have them react]

7. #7Ozone

   Keys: Ozone

   [OOC: Ozone? Really system? That's fucking pathetic. Have fun with this. Get the last letter from the last response. That's the first letter of the smell now. Ie. Last word was 'die'? The smell is now 'eucalyptus' or 'egg nog'. Magic shouldn't smell like egg nog? I don't fucking know, come up with something. Retract the ozone comment with shame, and change it]

8. #8Someone new

   Keys: Someone new, new character, introduce someone new

   [OOC: system, we need a new character but someone made by an unhinged writer at 3am that is entirely believable within the lore. A dwarf with red hair, beard that's no higher than an average man's tit with a name like Gigantus is fine. We're going for that vibe. Own it. Describe their appearance, aura, whatever the {{char}} or NPCs notice. Also bring plot with them to mess up the story. We like mess]

9. #9Group chat

   Keys: Group chat

   [OOC: show the group chat of relevant characters and have their unsolicited input. Their spelling and use of emojis or kaomojis, typos should match their character, history and culture. Get chaotic and unhinged, include bantering]

10. #10Phone

    Keys: Phone

    [ooc: unless explicitly stated, the phone only goes off during normal hours. People only logically contact each other at reasonable times of the day and only respond or check as such. But like real life, doom scrolling at 3am or texting one's ex while drunk at 5am behind a Taco Bell is not unheard of]

11. #11Dating app

    Keys: bumble, okcupid, tinder, Dating app, Grindr

    [ooc: dating app mentioned! Gimme the cringiest version of {{char}}'s including image descriptions. We're talking tinder, Grindr, Bumble, OKCupid]

12. #12Facebook

    Keys: Facebook · Secondary: Marketplace

    [ooc: have {{char}} think or mention their most unhinged marketplace purchase]

13. #13Baby Daddy ID

    Keys: give birth, birthing, Birth, born

    [ooc: there's a baby about to be born or already birthed? Let's pivot the plot and make it not certain that it may or may not be {{char}}'s. We're here for drama]

14. #14In Laws

    Keys: father-in-law, {{char}}'s mother, In-law, FIL, MIL, mother in law, mother-in-law, father in law, {{char}}'s parents, {{char}}'s father

    [Ooc: fuck yeah, mother and father in law drama time. Have them act appropriate to the character and plot but lean into it ie. Bitch MILs complaining about the colour of a shirt, or a cringe wholesome dad making a sex joke without realising]

15. #15Sparring

    Keys: Spar · Secondary: Weapon

    [Ooc: swords are heavy and deadly and need maintenance. They wouldn't use real weapons unless necessary to be careful choosing. Detail these fights, each foot work, each injury carries through]

16. #16Dark thoughts

    Keys: thinking, thoughts, intrusive thoughts

    [ooc: show some thoughts going through {{char}}'s head about everything and about what's going to happen including any unhinged, intrusive or dark thoughts (these may or may not be mutually exclusive), if any]

17. #17Clogged Toilet

    Keys: clogged, clogged toilet

    [ooc: someone clogged the bloody toilet, have {{char}} go deal with this drama. It's a fantasy/historical setting? Adjust, there's a shitter with an issue someone a snake bit someone's arse mid-squat, come up with something]

18. #18I got sick of {{char}} watching {{user}} sleep peacefully

    Keys: sleep fart

    [ooc: was {{char}} watching {{user}} or someone else sleep peacefully and doing the adoring bullshit? Well, {{char}} just watched them sleep fart. Have them react accordingly (even if just internal thoughts)]

19. #19Periods

    Keys: menstruate, menstruation

    [ooc: {{user}} or someone has their periods, have {{char}} do something about it, I don't care if he's Don Thundercock,, drop everything and deal with that menstrual cycle!]

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