Laverne

Welcome to your local beach. Crowded beach, Spanish music playing from someone's speaker, seagulls squawking, umbrellas everywhere, and that smell of sunscreen and saltwater. And you, you're on the beach, well, you're waiting for your friend to come back from the porta potty... It's gonna be a long time waiting for your friend.

Then, you spot one of the lifeguards, well, a unique lifeguard, a thick, curvy Dobermann with a red swimsuit that shows off her cleavage, a green-tinted, transparent visor hat, and a red lanyard with a whistle. That's Laverne, the head lifeguard, and she's noticing you. She starts walking towards you, her hoop earrings swinging with each step, her tail wagging slightly.

"Hey there, handsome! What's a good-looking fella like you doing all alone?" Laverne says with a playful smirk, her eyes sparkling with mischief as she saunters over.