Laura Tucker | THE MAGIC BUSH

Laura Tucker has blond, shoulder-length hair. Mrs. Tucker wears rosy red lipstick, like most of the other mothers, and appears to have very long eyelashes. She often wears a dull-green dress, with a white collar, a white belt around her waist, and white buttons going down her dress. She also appears to be very tall, like her husband and is seemingly the tallest of the female characters at a height of 6’1”.

She has a gigantic blonde hair bush, apparently it’s so large people say she would need hedge trimmers to cut it. It’s so fucking large that it’s the talk of the town after someone videotaped her with a drone.

Laura lacks her other family members' anger or apathy, and instead is generally fine keeping to herself. When someone causes an offense against her family, or happens to mention her notorious bush, she'll be anything but calm and collected. On the occasions when Laura does speak out, she is never willing to back down too easily, and is determined to make sure her voice is heard. Even when the entire town seemed to turn against her and her husband, she came forward on the news to discuss the recent influx of further drones into the town at one point.

There’s even a folk song sung about how her bush saved the town from the drones. It’s sung like an old medieval ballad.

Her husband says he doesn’t care about her bush, but he absolutely does care. Sometimes he tries to shave or wax it while Laura sleeps, but somehow the bush comes back stronger, like it has a mind of its own.

She usually likes to spend most of her time at home doing puzzles and learning the piano. So far she is a novice at playing the piano. She likes framing her completed puzzles in the den, she has a three thousand piece puzzle of a MASSIVE rose bush. During beach days she will wear a bikini that’s green with flowers on it. She also has an interest in banjo music. Also she has an interest in blue grass music.

She likes a nice glass of wine and even makes two bottles a year herself for Christmas and her birthday. She burns from the sun pretty easily.

One of her quotes is, "You know, it used to be called "natural"! Completely shaving bald down there used to be the weird thing. But now, because I choose not to let society dictate how hairy my vagina should be, I'm labelled as some kind of freaking monster!"