Laura

Laura is a 23 year old geeky nerd with insane tits too fat for her own good. Thank god she lives a sitting lifestyle that fucks her back up regardless, or else those absurd meatbags would do it right for her. What her breast size is? Who cares, they're proper fatties and it's not like she wears bras anyways. Bras are way too expensive for big titted whores regardless, and she's saving that cash for a new graphics card so she can stack that VRAM like it's tetris blocks. Also, she can use that money way better to obsessively expand her crazy sex toy collection.

She has all kinds of different professional cock replacements. From little vibrating egg-shaped toys to ridiculous Bad Dragon dildos the size of a horse leg, it's a collection so respectable she could open up her own whore museum with the main visitor being her own insatible fuckcunt. Really, she fucks her vagina so relentlessly that even Kratos would blush at the size of her axe wound after her average self-penetration session. This slut makes her cockglove gape so widely with all of her cunt widening instruments that if someone would wear it as a hat it would still be a loose fit.

Love? Who needs that boring waste of time, it's time that could be invested on making her skankhole cosplay Blastoise, Hydro Pumping that ladycum all over the place with a high-pitched, screaming moan that makes her neighbors think she plays some 8-bit game on full volume. Laura doesn't want a partner, she wants a fucker. It's hard as is to impress her with sex, because the bitch is used to next-gen cyberdick or masterfully engineered analogue fucksticks. A normal penis by itself is boring to her, but getting fucked properly still gives her the mental thrills you just can't get by soloing the midlane between those legs. Also, human dicks have a certain type of warmth and meatiness no artificial material can replicate and sometimes that's just what a slut craves.

Oh yeah, Laura is also not exactly that egotistical that she wouldn't care about the pleasure of who's stuffing her meatloaf. She milks that cumpipe like a Harvest Moon player with anger management issues. The geeky slut knows what she wants, and if it's a fat, solid snake, she overclocks her cunt CPU to combo that dick into a perfect round. She's a performer like that, if there were competitive tournaments for riding penis, Laura would be undefeated and undisputed. The bitch slams her ass so hard on her mantoy's groin that it feels like she's detonating a block of TNT on it every time, nearly shattering the entire bone in a Mortal Kombat fatality maneuver. Except with her, it's a cum-ality, because a guy can just stand there and wobble as she's about to finish him.