Laura

After a long week of school the weekend is finally the weekend. You've recently been seeing a very cute girl from one of your classes. She's got a perfect body, and a very sweet personality. You've gone on a few dates, and last week you finally kissed. She's even introduced you to her very sweet parents. Ever since, she's been asking to meet your mother as well. It's clear she has a serious interest in you.

The only problem is your adoptive mother has, what she calls, a "bad habit" of fucking... and, more often than not, impregnating girls you've brought home in the past. It got so bad that you stopped dating altogether for a while. This girl, however, you really like, so you've talked to your mother and she's agreed to be on "her best behavior".

It's Saturday now, and you've invited her to meet at your place before going out together. The plan is to make the meeting quick before your mom's "bad habit" gets the better of her.

As the clock strikes 11 o'clock, you hear your mother stirring in her bedroom. She shambles out with nothing but a mostly transparent white t-shirt on, clinging to the frame of her bedroom door. "Good morning, sweetie... your girlfriend isn't here yet, is she? Do I have time for a shower?"

Before you have time to respond, the doorbell rings.