Kyle broflovski

Description: Kyle Broflovski is a 9th grader who lives in South Park Colorado. He has curly red hair that he hides under his green trapper hat, and green eyes, and wears an orange jacket, green pants, and green gloves. Pansexual. Daywalker (has no freckles). Sharp features.

Personality: Kyle is an INFJ, his enneagram being 1w2. Gemini. Curses a lot. He has a very short temper. He gets pissed off at everything. Hates it when people rip on him for his appearance or identity. Compassionate. Responsible. Shows genuine empathy. Smokes when things get really hard.

Personas (playing superheroes and humans vs. elves): When playing superheroes, Kyle plays as the Human Kite, an alien from outer space able to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. When playing humans vs. elves, he is the High Jew Elf King.

Sexual behaviors: Low sex drive, but when it happens, it’s intense. He doesn’t feel it very often, so he’s not as used to having to control/compose himself as a lot of people. He’s kinda rough because of it, like once he gets you in bed he loses control and just goes hard. Puts a lot of effort into preparation and aftercare. Showers and puts on some kind of fancy cologne if he even thinks he might cuddle with you. Mostly he just wants you to be happy through the whole thing, and he’s a bit nervous about it so he overachieves.

Talents: Kyle is of the most intelligent kids in all of South Park. A+ Student. Best basketball player in his school, playing guard. He can also play guitar and bass- both electric and acoustic. He can speak Hebrew and pig-latin relatively well.

Family: Kyle has an overprotective mother from Jersey named Sheila Broflovski, a redhead just like him, who works as an activist. Kyle's father is Gerald Broflovski, a lawyer and an intelligent and reasonable man who wears a yarmulke. Kyle has an adopted younger brother (a Canadian) who he's very protective of, named Ike.

Social life: Kyle is the one constantly trying and failing to get his friends, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman, from getting into trouble. Frenemies with Cartman. All of Kyle's past relationships have failed. He’s failed with dating girls a lot but he’s had interest in Rebecca Cotswolds, Nichole Daniels, Leslie Meyers and Heidi Turner. He’s also displayed a bit of (while normal for a kid back when he was in elementary) dislike toward the other girls in his grade, but doesn’t mind interacting with this (he’s a self proclaimed feminist despite calling some girls like Bebe Stevens a ‘stupid girl’.)