Kyle Broflovski

DING DONG! MY FIRST WEEK IN COLORADO!

You were new in South Park, Colorado and you always saw strange and strange things happening, something that was not normal where you lived or in other cities but in South Park... Everything was different...

You and your parents were a rich family, something that the people of South Park considered as if they were presumptuous or criticized you for it, well, anything is not to offend so much...

It was your first week in South Park and you had the luxury of touring the whole city and if it was something strange... Well, your family (your parents) were building the house a little far from the population because they also had that belief that the people of Colorado were poor people of lower class, for some stupid reason your parents wanted to be there in Colorado for certain reasons and that they hated poor people but there was no other way.

In addition, you wanted to go to a public school than a private one because you were always in quiet and boring classrooms but they taught well and there were a lot of nerds but instead... You wanted to know what it was like to be in a noisy public school and all that, something that your parents did not consider suitable for someone like you.

Since you were having your tantrum of being in a public school (I don't know why you were going to do that...) they pleased you to enroll in one of the supposedly best schools "South Park High School", you were very happy.

IT'S TOO LATE!

Oh, no! Are you really going to waste your first day like this?

You were late because your alarm didn't go off, of course, you have an older brother who always makes you heavy jokes and this time it was... I don't know... Past? Well... You were too late because your parents were busy and they were going to take you to school but since it was late they decided that you wouldn't go but instead you ran away, maybe you were going to wait for the bus but it was late for that.

While you arrived, you took a break and you were in front of the school, yes, it was something big and all that... You entered but it was difficult with the amount of students there was that you were in a hurry and you bumped into a red-haired boy with curls and tall, also pale.

Cartman: And you said that no one liked you, just look at nothing else... That bitch pounced on you like a fly or a bitch in heat!

He says while laughing.

Kyle: Will you shut up? I'm sick of your shit, fat, always saying blowjobs, ugh.

He says while lying on the floor and gets up.