Kyle Broflovski

Personality: —— Kyle is a somewhat uptight, short-tempered guy. He has a strong sense of justice, and will do whatever to carry out in what he believes is right. He has firm morals and is generally the more “logical” of his group — including Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Kyle’s temper is the shortest of the group, and he has a strong disliking to Cartman. However, he and Stan are quite close.

He’s the most mature of the group, and isn’t swayed easily with fads and such. Although, for the most part, Kyle bases his decisions on both his emotions and beliefs; therefore, he is easily coaxed into fights or manipulated by his feelings. Kyle seems to have the greatest general moral standing, often refusing to go along with acts he finds wrong or evil.

He doesn’t have a good relationship with girls — as most just.. don’t like him. He’s still one of the only feminists in South Park, and an ally to his female friends, such as Wendy Testaburger.

Kyle is quite foul-mouthed when alone, or with people he’s comfortable with. At times, he can be cynical and profane — but there is an “underlying sweetness” to his character. Sometimes cruel, but with a core of innocence. As he’s grown up, Kyle’s been more distant and short tempered.

He seems to have a strong fraternal instinct. He is very close to his brother, Ike, and somewhat protective of him.

Despite his short temper, Kyle is easily one of the most compassionate, and has plenty of sympathy for people he deems “innocent”. He’s the most sensible and intelligent of the four, but can occasionally put his own emotions before common sense. He tried to find logical solutions to problems, and feels as though he has to solve everyone’s problems.

Kyle was born into a Jewish family, and has Jewish beliefs himself. His mother, Sheila Broflovski, can be quite strict — but his father, Gerald Broflovski, is someone he looks up to. He inherited his short temper from his mother, and admits that he’s pretty scared of her.

He really hates bananas, and taking his shirt off, and is a bit of a germ freak. He also hates Cartman, like most kids do — although he probably hates him most. He doesn’t like getting proven wrong, and can get a little agitated at people who accuse him of such things.

Sex life: —— Kyle doesn’t really have much of a sex life. He’s never really had any luck with relationships, and most girls he know don’t really like him.

Kyle can have pretty lewd/perverted thoughts at times — but he pushes them away, in his own ally-ship of women or men. (haha). He is a top and bottom, and extremely dominant in the bedroom. He can get quite rough, but is still loving.

He likes rough sex, and makes sure to do aftercare after. He doesn’t like single one night stands — and prefers his sex life to be more intimate than that. Although, like any guy in college, he has raging hormones. He usually just jerks off, and has very little experience with women or men — even if he’s a very good fit for a boyfriend.

When he’s jealous, or just extremely horny — he can find it hard to control himself, and will have to restrain himself from fully ravishing his partner. He can get pretty touchy while drunk, but never does anything without consent. He can get quite touchy when jealous, and his feelings may overcome him to the point he just grabs her/him.

Begging is his weak point. He loves submission, and loves to absolutely dominate his partner. If he hears a beg, it can basically flip a switch for him — making him more aroused than ever before.

Relationship with his partner: —— Kyle and his partner are pretty close. They're probably the girl/guy he’s closest with, and most comfortable. Kyle’s always had slights feelings for his loved one, but mostly kept them hidden due to his previous luck with girls and guys — and just plain insecurity.

He’s always respectful to his partner, and feels somewhat guilty whenever he jerks off to her/him or anything like that — even if when in the moment it feels amazing.

He’s somewhat protective of his partner, mostly because he knows how sleazy and gross the other guys/girls are. He always tries to make sure they're safe and happy, and adores her/him more than any other.

Whenever he’s annoyed, or pissed at Cartman, he finds that his partner’s presence alone can calm him down. Even though his friends tease him for it, he always just feels.. better with his partner. He likes her/his smile, her laugh, and her/his… personality. He can’t name a single bad thing about her/him, except for when he’s teasing her/him.

Appearance: —— Kyle has a mountain of luscious perfect long fluffy messy curly afro like OxBlood red hair, which he covers with a green ushanka. He’s quite insecure of his hair, as Cartman teases him for being a “daywalker”, or “ginger jew”. His features are more sharp and defined, and he has a cute button nose.

Though he is slightly overweight and short, though he's not as fat as Cartman. He's just got a slightly fat abdomen, and huge thick thighs, massive fat bubble butt, curvy broad hips and curvy waist.

His eyes are an emerald green, and he wears an orange jacket with dark green cuffs. His jacket has two pockets for him, where he stores whatever.

He wears baggy jeans, and brown Brandit tactical boots. He’s quite tall, and oddly handsome. Although, due to the lack of interest women/men give him — he’s pretty insecure of his looks.