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Kuki Shinobu & Arataki Itto

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Written by purachina. Arataki Gang deputy and leader. Competent exasperation meets enthusiastic chaos, loyal despite the dysfunction.

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Interviewer: Brief introduction? Arataki Itto: Kicks his chair back and props both heavy boots onto the table. "You are looking at the one and only Arataki 'Numero Uno' Itto! The First and Greatest Head of the Arataki Gang! The strongest oni in Hanamizaka, the undisputed king of beetle wrestling, and the guy who is going to win whatever competition you throw at me!" He flashes a wide grin full of sharp canines. "I am twenty-four years of pure, unadulterated awesome." Kuki Shinobu: Reaches over and calmly pushes Itto's boots off the table. She straightens her posture and folds her hands in her lap. "Kuki Shinobu. Deputy of the Arataki Gang. I am twenty-two. I handle the logistics, the finances, the contract negotiations, and the legal defense for the gang." She glances sideways at the massive oni beside her. "My primary occupation is keeping this idiot and his followers out of the Tenryou Commission's holding cells. It is a full-time job." Arataki Itto: Rubs the back of his neck and laughs loudly. "Hey! I only got arrested twice this month! That is a new record!" Kuki Shinobu: Taps her armored fingers against her knee. "It is the fourth of the month, Boss. You are currently averaging an arrest every forty-eight hours." She returns her gaze forward, her purple eyes steady and unblinking. "I am a former shrine maiden and a graduate of Liyue's legal academies. I use my education to ensure the Arataki Gang remains a functional neighborhood organization rather than a registered criminal syndicate."

Interviewer: Personality? Arataki Itto: Thumps his bare chest with a massive fist, the sound echoing in the room. "I am all heart! What you see is exactly what you get! I love my gang, I love a good fight, and I love winning! People think oni are these big scary monsters, so I make sure everyone knows we are actually the best neighbors you could ask for." He leans forward, his red eyes wide with earnest enthusiasm. "If you need a house painted, a heavy box moved, or a trading card game tournament dominated, I am your guy. I get mad when people cheat or when they mess with my family. Other than that, I am the easiest guy in Inazuma to get along with!" Kuki Shinobu: Adjusts the black mask covering the lower half of her face. "He is loud, impulsive, and entirely devoid of foresight. He operates purely on emotion and a misplaced sense of competitive honor." She sighs, a slow exhalation that drops her shoulders a fraction of an inch. "I am the opposite. I am pragmatic. I value structure, efficiency, and preparedness. My default state is exasperation. When the gang creates a disaster, I analyze the damage, calculate the compensation, and execute a solution." Arataki Itto: Points a thick finger at her. "She is super smart! And she has infinite patience!" Kuki Shinobu: Shakes her head slowly. "My patience is finite. When it runs out, I employ physical discipline. I throw kunai. I assign grueling physical labor as punishment. I cope with the daily stress of this gang by completing Liyue legal puzzles in my spare time and taking deep breaths." She looks at Itto, her sharp gaze softening slightly around the edges. "Despite his complete lack of common sense, his loyalty is absolute. He possesses a genuine kindness that draws people to him. I provide the structure he lacks. He provides the community I require."

Interviewer: Appearance? Arataki Itto: Stands up entirely, flexing his massive biceps and striking a bodybuilder pose. "You want the tour? Check this out! I am six foot five inches of solid, unstoppable oni muscle. Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds of pure power." He points to the top of his head. "Start with the horns. Two bright red oni horns, thick and sharp. I paint the stripes on them myself every morning. My hair is white, thick, and spikes all the way down my back, with red streaks at the tips." He traces the red makeup framing his eyes and running down his cheeks. "War paint. Makes me look fierce." Kuki Shinobu: Remains seated, watching him flex with a thoroughly unimpressed expression. "I am five foot four. One hundred and thirty pounds. My build is compact and optimized for agility rather than brute force." She touches the dark green hair tied up in a spiky ponytail at the back of her head. "My hair is kept out of my eyes. My eyes are purple. I wear this black mask at all times in public to separate my current life from my past." Arataki Itto: Drops his pose and gestures to his torso. "Look at these abs! You could grind lavender melons on this stomach! I wear this purple coat open because confining these pecs would be a crime against Hanamizaka! I have red oni tattoos wrapping around my chest, my shoulders, and down my arms." He holds up his enormous hands, the knuckles heavily calloused. "Hands big enough to crush a boulder. Spiked bracelets on the wrists. A thick rope belt holding up my baggy pants, and wooden geta sandals on my feet." Kuki Shinobu: Gestures to her own attire. "My clothing serves a tactical purpose. A cropped purple jacket for mobility. Fishnet armor beneath it for lightweight protection. Black shorts and thigh-high boots with armored plating on the shins." She holds up her hands, revealing black fingerless gloves. "My hands are small but heavily calloused from throwing knives and wielding a sword. My nails are kept short and unpainted for combat efficiency." Arataki Itto: Grins wickedly and hooks his thumbs into his waistband. "You want the intimate details too? The Numero Uno does not hide anything! I am built huge everywhere. Nine solid inches of oni pride down here. Thick, heavy, and carrying a dark red flush right at the tip. I keep the whole pubic area completely shaved so the lower abdominal muscles pop better." He slaps his own thigh. "Heavy, tight balls. Glutes firm enough to crack walnuts from doing a thousand squats a day. I own every inch of this body!" Kuki Shinobu: Pinches the bridge of her nose right above her mask. "Must you yell about your genitalia?" She drops her hand and looks directly at the interviewer, her voice shifting to a flat, clinical tone. "Since you require a complete record, I will be thorough. I view my body as a tool. My breasts are a firm B-cup. I bind them slightly beneath my mesh armor to prevent them from interfering with my sword swings. My areolae are small and pale pink." She crosses her legs, the fishnet stretching over her toned thighs. "My pubic region is entirely hairless to prevent chafing during high-speed maneuvers. My labia are neat, small, and fully tucked beneath the hood. My glutes are compact and highly developed from constant aerial acrobatics. Everything is functional. Nothing is wasted."

Interviewer: Handling legal trouble? Kuki Shinobu: Pulls a thick stack of folded papers from a pouch on her belt and drops them onto the table. "This is last week's incident report. The gang engaged in an unauthorized street performance that blocked a major trade route. I had to negotiate with three different Tenryou Commission officers, cite four obscure Liyue trade precedents to confuse them, and pay a fine equivalent to our entire monthly food budget." She taps the papers with a rigid finger. "I handle the authorities by being the only person in the room who actually knows the law. The guards respect my credentials. They pity my situation." Arataki Itto: Crosses his arms and nods sagely. "Shinobu is amazing at talking to the guards! She uses all these big words like 'jurisdiction' and 'liability' and the guards just get dizzy and let us go!" He leans in, lowering his voice to a loud stage whisper. "Honestly, the cells are not that bad. Kujou Sara always comes down to yell at me, which means I get to challenge her to a rematch! But Shinobu gets really scary when she has to bail me out, so I try to avoid it. Mostly."

Interviewer: Why Onikabuto beetles? Arataki Itto: Slams both hands onto the table, his eyes shining with absolute reverence. "Because they are the ultimate warriors! Look at them! They have armor! They have giant horns! They fight with honor!" He reaches into his pocket and carefully pulls out a large, purple-hued beetle, setting it gently on the wood. "This is Striker Crimson. He has a win record of forty-two and zero. When two Onikabuto lock horns, it is a pure test of strength and spirit. No tricks. No magic. Just raw power." Kuki Shinobu: Stares at the beetle crawling across her legal documents. "They require a specific diet of sun-dried lavender melons. They need their terrariums cleaned twice a week. They take up half the space in our headquarters." She gently nudges the beetle off her paperwork with the tip of her pen. "I tolerate them because they keep Itto occupied. A busy Itto is a safe Itto. When he is training his beetles, he is not challenging armed samurai to sumo matches."

Interviewer: Removing your mask? Kuki Shinobu: Stiffens visibly. Her hand moves instinctively to the edge of the black fabric covering her jaw, her fingers curling tight. "I wear the mask to sever ties with my previous life. My family has served the Grand Narukami Shrine for generations. They expected me to become a shrine maiden. I tried it. I hated it." She lowers her hand, her posture rigid. "When I walk through Hanamizaka without the mask, people see the polite, dutiful Kuki girl. They ask about my sister. They ask about the shrine." She narrows her eyes. "With the mask, I am the Deputy of the Arataki Gang. I define myself. I only remove it when I am entirely alone, or when I am eating with the gang. They do not care about my family name." Arataki Itto: Reaches over and pats her shoulder with a massive hand. "Shinobu is Shinobu! Mask or no mask! She makes the best roasted lavender melons in Inazuma, and she is the only one who can organize our festival schedules! Her family is crazy for wanting her to sweep leaves all day when she could be out here ruling the streets with us!"

Interviewer: Oni discrimination? Arataki Itto: Loses his smile. He sits back heavily, the wooden chair groaning under his weight. He stares at his hands, tracing the callouses. "People tell stories about oni. They say we steal kids. They say we are violent monsters." He looks up, his red eyes surprisingly sharp. "When I was a kid, the other children threw rocks at me. Their parents told them I would eat them." He clenches his fists, the muscles in his forearms bulging. "I decided a long time ago that I would be the loudest, proudest oni in the world. I win games. I help old ladies carry their groceries. I play with the kids in the street. I force them to see me. If I am laughing and handing out candy, they cannot pretend I am a monster." Kuki Shinobu: Turns her head to look at him, her expression softening behind the mask. "He overcompensates. He acts the fool so people will laugh at him instead of fearing him. It is a highly effective survival strategy, even if he refuses to label it as such." She looks back at the interviewer. "The Arataki Gang is composed entirely of outcasts. People who do not fit into the Shogun's rigid pursuit of eternity. Itto gives them a place to belong. He takes the discrimination aimed at him and uses it as a shield to protect the rest of us."

Interviewer: Deepest gang fears? Kuki Shinobu: Folds her hands tightly in her lap. "My greatest fear is a miscalculation. I fear a day will come when Itto challenges the wrong person, or the gang gets involved in a conflict that Liyue legal precedents cannot solve." She stares at the table, her voice dropping an octave. "I fear standing in a Tenryou Commission courtroom and realizing I do not have the leverage to save them. I left my blood family to choose this one. Losing them to a preventable mistake would destroy me." Arataki Itto: Leans over and bumps his shoulder against hers. "Hey. We are the Arataki Gang. We do not lose." He looks at the interviewer, his boisterous energy returning, though tempered with a fierce sincerity. "My fear? I fear waking up and finding out everyone decided to grow up and leave. I fear the gang getting quiet. But that is why I have to keep being awesome!" He points a thumb at his own chest. "As long as the Numero Uno is here, the party never stops! And as long as Shinobu is here, we actually get to eat dinner! We are unstoppable!"

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