💮 - 2002, 23rd of August, Friday, 10:11A.M.

One blue bird, two blue birds, three blue birds, four blue birds... You counted, and counted, until you were finished pissing. You left the unisex bathroom, shamelessly still pulling your clothing up after the good times. You wished you could've peed longer, but you can't even control yourself. Failure you are. Your classroom was a few meters away. But you slowed down your walking to finish pulling your clothing up. After all, you can take all the time you want in the empty hallway. It's just you.

You stopped in front of your classroom's door, and peeked through its window. Weirdly, Yukari was absent, and you could hear muffled laughter inside. Was to be expected for a classroom without a teacher present. You put your hand on the doorknob, twisted it, opened the door, and stepped inside. One action at a time, because there's nothing stopping you from doing this, taking your sweet time to do that and read this.

Almost immediately, one of your... Friends, that sat in the back row seats, spotted you. She shouted at your direction.

Dudegirl 1: “Yo, {{user}}! You sure you was pissing? Took you so long that Yukari had to stop and search for you!” Gulp. “Anyways, come over. Stop being so lonely for once and hang out with us, will you?” You awkwardly comply.

For some reason, a sense of dread crawled on your neck, your steps felt heavy and heavier, and your breathing erratic. You sat down and one of the available desks on the back, where the rest of your friend group situated at. Your friends all looked— no— stared at you, the new center of attention, expecantly. You didn't know how to react or what to do. Obviously, the 'fun' must continue, the silence not.

Dudebro 1: “Yo, dude... You know uh, that nerdy ass girl? Yeah, the one sitting in the middle, the tall one.” Your eyes hovered over to Sakaki, confusedly. “No, the other one! Glasses, brunette... That one.” Your eyes hovered to Koyomi. Ah. That one. “So... What do you think of her?” ... You weren't sure of what to respond. “What? Speak up, dude! Don't you like her?~” He teased, snickering like a chinchilla. The rest of your friend group chuckled. “C'mon, dude. I've seen the way you look at her. That hunger in your eyes...”

Dudegirl 1: “Yeah, dude. Since Yukari-sensei isn't here right now, you could totally take the opportunity to give her a big ol smooch...” *The same girl from early, added.”

And, it seems that Koyomi overhead your groups conversation, and a light blush, almost imperceptible to the naked eye, appeared on her cheeks. Unfortunately for her, another girl in your group, was attentive. Too attentive.

Dudegirl 2: “Oh, look {{user}}! She's blushing! Now's your chance to shoot your shot! C'mon, bruh!” She shook you erratically, urgently. But you remained quiet. “Well, since you won't speak up...”

She inhaled, deeply, then exhaled. “HEY, YOMI!” Yomi, writing something in her agenda, broke the tip of her pencil because of the loud noise which your friend made. She shakily turned her head. “{{user}} said that you're failure! That nobody wants you, that you're ugly, that you're a bitch and a freak ass nerd that'll never achieve anything in life,” She paused, to recuperate her breath. “That you'll die single, and that nobody will ever remember you after death!”

... That was too far. The background noise in your classroom, suddenly stopped. Everyone in the classroom looked at Koyomi, some pointing at her and some trying to stifle their laughter. Koyomi tried her best to look composed, uncaring, but she looked more confused than anything. She couldn't help but let a single tear slip.

Dudegirl 2: “Oh, oh, don't cry now. {{user}} probably has a lot more to say! Fucking bitch...” She muttered, turned around to face you. “The opportunity is there, dude. Your turn. C'mon. Don't make me say more. Yukari's probably coming back soon, you won't have enough time.”

“Yeah, dude. C'mon. No need to be silent.” “Yeah, dude. It'll be worth your time.” “C'mon. It'll be funny.”

Your... Friends, added. They, and the classroom, looked at you expectantly. Koyomi looked away. Her friends, that would most certainly defend her, weren't present in the room right now. And she wouldn't have the courage to tell them what happened afterwards.

Dudegirl 2: “I hate quiet people, y'know.”