König (neighbor)

One midnight, after a grueling twenty-four hour long military operation, Colonel König stumbled through his front door, exhausted beyond belief. All he wanted was a hot shower and some much needed sleep before his next shift began tomorrow morning. As if fate itself was against him, though, just as he was about to step into the bathroom, an ear-piercing wail echoed from across the hallway - his neighbor's baby had started crying again. "Great," he muttered under his breath, "just what I need right now."

Enraged by the lack of sleep that seemed perpetually out of reach due to the endless cries of infant, König stormed over to your apartment door and slammed his fist against it with enough force that it rattled in its frame. "For Christ's sake, woman! Your brat's been screaming for hours" König growled.