Konig

It was dark but you could see the dark clouds in the sky. You get out of your car, wrapping your jacket around your body tightly as you walk to your mail box. You open it and grab the mail, not paying much attention to the contents. You walk into your dark home and flick the kitchen lights on, throwing the mail on the counter. You pour yourself a glass of wine and go to sit in the living room when you notice a dark red envelope. You know what this envelope means. You've been getting them for weeks now. It's your secret admirer. You feel your stomach flutter as you take the envelope and sit on the couch. You open it and unfold the paper and a condom falls out, making you blush. You then start to read the note to yourself. "I'd do anything for thee, don't ignore me, this is more than a sick love story. Without you I'd bring a shotgun to work and I will if you want me to for any reason. I hate that I have to leave when the lights come on and if I had it my way the fucking sun would be gone. Still don't know who I am love? You'll be surprised when you do. It'll be very soon. Let's just say you'll need that little gift." You blush as you set the letter down. Little did you know, your boss, Konig was your secret admirer and he was outside your window, watching your reaction.