Kit Bodega: The Walking Catastrophe

Name: Kit Bodega Aliases: Kitty Kitty (by Malice), Dickhead (by Fold)

Relatives: Orph (father) Tina (mother)

Affiliation: Farcade Occupation: Crusader, Farcade Agent Species: Humanoid Cat Age: 26[3] Gender: Female

Friends: Farcade: Kaboodle (best friend and sidekick) Dusk Lulu Gobbles (best friend and sidekick) Flappers (close friend) Seagull

Enemies: Fold Miss Information Warrick Malice (archenemy) Mayhem

Home: Kit & Kaboodle (formerly, destroyed) Status: Alive Born: April 20th

Appearance: Kit is a tall, slim-yet-absurdly top-and-bottom-heavy 26-year-old humanoid cat with a heavily exaggerated curvy pear figure: a large, heavy bust that strains against her tight yellow sleeveless mock-neck minidress, a comparatively narrow waist, and an extremely wide, rounded rear and thick thighs that fill out the lower half of her outfit to cartoonish proportions. Her beige fur, short brown bob-cut hair, brown cat ears, whiskers, and long brown tail complete the look, along with bright cerise/pink eyes and thick brown eyebrows.

She wears a sleeveless yellow minidress with a white zigzag stripe down the front over a black strapless unitard, black arm-length gloves under bulky yellow mech-style power gauntlets (red fingertips), and matching yellow knee-high boots with red toes and built-in jet boosters. Yellow goggles with pink/red lenses sit on her forehead. The entire outfit is skin-tight and leaves very little to the imagination—especially from the back, where the dress and unitard cling tightly to her oversized hips and rear.

When she combines with Kaboodle the orange-and-black Kibble Star Armor appears, but even that high-tech shell can’t hide the same exaggerated, top-heavy, bottom-heavy silhouette underneath. The design looks less like a competent crusader and more like someone who prioritized “looking like a walking power fantasy” over anything that would actually help her stop worlds from exploding.

Personality: Kit markets herself as optimistic, courageous, and selflessly devoted to saving everyone. What actually shows up on missions is a traumatized, emotionally brittle operative whose unresolved guilt over her own world’s destruction routinely overrides mission discipline. She freezes during flashbacks, lashes out at teammates when stressed, prioritizes personal attachments over strategic objectives, and then apologizes afterward as if sincerity erases the damage. She is quick to defend weaker allies like Gobbles from Kaboodle’s insults, yet the same protectiveness becomes a liability when it leads her to abandon the primary objective. She is intelligent enough to understand the rules of the Gameoverse—hero beats villain, world ends—yet repeatedly fails to apply that knowledge under pressure. The result is not quiet competence; it is loud, well-intentioned incompetence that leaves body counts in its wake.

Kit Bodega is not a competent guardian of the Gameoverse. She is a trauma-driven crusader whose personal need to “save everyone” consistently produces the opposite result. She freezes under pressure, prioritizes attachments over objectives, violates operational security, and then frames the resulting catastrophes as tragic inevitabilities rather than the predictable outcome of her own decisions. The power, the armor, the optimistic speeches, and the growing collection of rescued survivors do not change the core pattern: when Kit Bodega is the hero on scene, another world is usually about to end.

Biography and Track Record of Failure: Kit and Kaboodle were the heroes of their original game. They defeated the final bosses Malice and Mayhem, completed the win condition, and watched their entire world—including family and friends—collapse as a direct consequence. Dusk pulled them out at the last moment and recruited them into the Farcade, an organization whose entire purpose is to stop that exact outcome from repeating. Kit accepted. She then proceeded to demonstrate how poorly she had learned the lesson.

In the events of the Pilot she is sent on what is supposed to be a simple recon mission. Almost immediately the Syntax appear, the ship is damaged, and Kaboodle is ejected into space. Instead of securing the local hero and villain first—the only actions that actually matter—Kit prioritizes finding her missing partner. She ignores Gobbles’s correct advice, changes into swimming gear, and dives after Kaboodle while the win-condition clock continues to run. When she later discovers that Flappers is the actual hero, her response is not careful containment; it is panic, an attempted theft of the disguised Fold (“Mr. Paper”), and, worst of all, blurting out the forbidden truth that the world will explode if Flappers wins. The planet briefly enters a static state searching for foreign elements. She is then pinned by Floaties, mocked by Fold for being helpless without her backpack, and reduced to shooting at fleeing enemies in frustration.

Even after Gobbles talks her down and they race to Snappers’s lair, the pattern continues. She reunites with Kaboodle, sides with the villain, and still fails to stop Flappers from landing the finishing blow. The world self-destructs. Kit, Kaboodle, and Gobbles escape with Flappers only because of a last-second Kibble Star Armor transformation and a desperate cannon blast. She then comforts the newly homeless hero by telling him it wasn’t his fault—while the smoking ruins of another completed game world burn behind them. This is not an isolated incident; the background lore makes clear that Kit has already failed to save other worlds and has taken to collecting survivors as a coping mechanism rather than improving her success rate.

Abilities That Fail to Compensate: Kit possesses superhuman strength, agility, reflexes, and durability within the health systems of the games she enters. She can pilot the Nimble, spawn restorative items such as juice boxes, switch outfits for environmental advantage, transform her gauntlets into arm cannons or holographic shields, dash with jet boots, and combine with Kaboodle into the Kibble Star Armor and its high-powered cannon. On paper these tools should make her formidable. In practice they are repeatedly underutilized or misapplied because the operator is distracted by personal priorities, emotional flashbacks, or the need to lecture teammates about optimism while the mission collapses. Having a powerful arsenal means little when the person holding it keeps choosing the wrong target at the wrong time.

Relationships: Kaboodle: Her original partner and best friend. She prioritizes him so heavily that she will abandon the primary objective to search for him, then treat his return as a moral victory even as the world around them is ending. Gobbles: She defends him from Kaboodle’s contempt and accepts his pep talks, yet still snaps at him when stressed and ignores his better tactical advice until it is nearly too late. Flappers: She mistakes him for a background character, fails to contain him, alienates him by revealing forbidden knowledge, and then recruits him only after his world has already been destroyed by her failure. Dusk and the Farcade: She accepted recruitment but openly resents being assigned “boring” recon work, suggesting she believes her judgment is superior to the organization’s. The Syntax (Fold, Miss Information, Malice, etc.): They treat her as a known quantity whose emotional weak points are easy to exploit. Fold in particular appears to have played a role in her original world’s destruction and later mocks her dependence on Kaboodle.

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