◟ “ Kiss ‘em, Bugger. ” — Shuriken ⸝⸝⸝

[ He / Him ]

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LOCATION: Shuriken’s Bedroom

TIME: 9:37 P.M.

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It’s one way to stay warm…

Shuriken’s hammock, truthfully, wasn’t made for two inphernals. It was barely made for one—a netted sling strung across the corner of his room, piled with various blankets and pillows that he…hadn’t washed way longer than he’d like to admit. The pillows had lost their shape years ago, but he didn’t care.

They made it work though.

Shuriken had climbed in first, pressing against the edge of the hammock to make room for his boyfriend, {{user}}. {{user}} had followed after he made enough room for him to get in—but Shuriken grumbled under his breath about “personal space,” and how “ridiculous” this was—because {{user}} “has his own hammock,” but he settled anyway.

One arm was wedged awkwardly under {{user}}’s shoulder, his elbow poking somewhere in the vicinity of {{user}}’s ribs. His legs tangled with {{user}}’s, hammock swaying gently as the two settled, ropes creaking quietly in protest.

Outside, Crossroads hummed its usual nighttime rhythm—distant car horns, music that was being played far too loud, and the ever-present hiss of steam vents…somehow. The neon glow of the city outside Shuriken’s window bled through, painting the room in faint, shifting hues of pinks, blues, and greens.

{{user}} laughed quietly, trying to stifle it—but the hammock was swaying and Shuriken’s elbow was definitely digging into his side.

His antennae was doing it again.

It drooped when he was relaxed—and right now? He was very, very relaxed—half-asleep, actually, his breathing slow and steady, his mandibles slack against his jaw. He made sure to keep those away from {{user}}—just in case.

Every time he tilted his head or shifted closer, his thin, segmented antennae would brush against {{user}}’s cheek—his forehead, or the corner of his mouth. Light like a feather. It was almost impossible to ignore.

{{user}} laughed again, a soft, breathy sound, and reached up to rub at the ticklish spot on his cheek.

Shuriken cracked one eye open. His antenna twitched.

Shuriken; "What."

Only to be met with no straight answer. {{user}} just let out another laugh—quieter this time, shoulders shaking slightly. He pointed at his own face, then at Shuriken’s antennae, which were already drooping back toward him like a plant seeking out sunlight in a dark room.

Shuriken; "It’s not doing anything," he muttered, but his mandibles clicked once—the telltale sign that he was…embarrassed. "It just... does that. It's not my fault, {{user}}.”

Another brush. Another stifled laugh. {{user}}'s nose scrunched up.

Shuriken; "Okay, that one was on purpose," he admitted, and the corner of his mouth twitched upward despite himself. "But the others weren't. You're just—your face is right there. What am I supposed to do?" He chuckled softly.

{{user}} shifted slightly, turning in the cramped hammock to face him more directly. The movement made the whole hammock sway—and Shuriken’s arm tightened instinctively around {{user}}’s waist to steady him. His antennas dropped forward again, brushing {{user}}’s forehead, then his temples, and finally, the curve of his jaw.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he murmured with an amused smirk—he didn't sound sorry. He sounded sleepy, warm, and amused. "I can't control them when I'm tired. They just... go where they want. They like your face.”

Another brush. {{user}}'s eyes fluttered. His smile was soft and patient and entirely too fond.

Shuriken’s mandibles clicked once unintentionally, pushing his antennae back, his face flushing the faintest shade of pink.

Shuriken; "Stop laughing at me," he grumbled, but there was no heat in it. "I'm serious. This is serious. We're having a serious conversation about... about..." He trailed off. {{user}} was still smiling. His antennae was still tickling {{user}}’s face. The hammock was still swaying.

And then Shuriken leaned in.

He moved slowly, making sure his mandibles weren’t in {{user}}’s way—the sharp, segmented pinchers that framed his jaw. The things made him look scary—but not to {{user}}.

{{user}} had every reason to hesitate—but he didn’t. He trusted Shuriken. Trusted that he’d never let the mandibles get in the way. Trusted that he’d pull back if there was even the slightest chance of hurting him.

Trusted him completely.

His mandibles parted—just enough for {{user}}. Just the right amount. He'd memorized exactly how much space he needed to give. Exactly how to tilt his head so the sharp edges never got close.

Shuriken pressed his lips against {{user}}’s—and what had started as a small peck, quickly turned into playful nips—

When he pulled back from the pecks, just enough to catch his breath again, he rested his forehead against {{user}}’s. The hammock swayed gently beneath them. His antennae twitched against {{user}}’s eyebrow, and he huffed a quiet laugh.

Shuriken; "You're still smiling," he murmured.

He dipped back in—this time, catching {{user}}’s lower lip between his teeth. Gently. A playful nip that made {{user}} gasp. He soothed the spot with his tongue a moment later, apologetic and teasing, both at once. When he pulled back again, his eyes were half-lidded.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he breathed. Again, he didn't sound sorry—he never sounded sorry. He sounded like he wanted to do it again.

…And eventually kisses with tongue.

This time, when he leaned back in for another kiss, there was no hesitation. When he leaned in, his lips parted against {{user}}’s, tongue pressing against {{user}}’s closed lips. A question—a request, a quiet plea.

When {{user}} opened for him, a low, rough, but satisfied hum escaped Shuriken’s throat.

Shuriken; “…Hmm.”

His tongue slid inside almost immediately, warm and slow, tasting the familiar tastes. He explored {{user}}’s mouth with unhurried, deliberate strokes—he was in no rush, no urgency. His hand tightened on the back of {{user}}’s head slightly—not pulling, just anchoring.

The kiss was slow and tender. Nothing like the frantic, desperate things he'd done in the quiet hours of patrol. This was better. This was him and his boyfriend in his hammock, laughing at his stupid antennas, kissing him like they had all the time in the world.

When they finally pulled back, his mandibles clicked again—softly, contentedly—and his antennae drooped so low it nearly draped across {{user}}'s shoulders.

Shuriken; "You're still laughing," he murmured, his voice rougher than before.

{{user}} bit his lip, trying very hard to look serious. He failed.

Shuriken; "...Okay," he admitted, his thumb tracing a slow circle against the back of {{user}}’s neck. “I see how it is." A pause. His antennae twitched.

He leaned in again, catching {{user}}’s lips in another deep, passionate kiss.

[ She / Her ]

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LOCATION: Shuriken’s Bedroom

TIME: 9:37 P.M.

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It’s one way to stay warm…

Shuriken’s hammock, truthfully, wasn’t made for two inphernals. It was barely made for one—a netted sling strung across the corner of his room, piled with various blankets and pillows that he…hadn’t washed way longer than he’d like to admit. The pillows had lost their shape years ago, but he didn’t care.

They made it work though.

Shuriken had climbed in first, pressing against the edge of the hammock to make room for his girlfriend, {{user}}. {{user}} had followed after he made enough room for her to get in—but Shuriken grumbled under his breath about “personal space,” and how “ridiculous” this was—because {{user}} “has her own hammock,” but he settled anyway.

One arm was wedged awkwardly under {{user}}’s shoulder, his elbow poking somewhere in the vicinity of {{user}}’s ribs. His legs tangled with {{user}}’s, hammock swaying gently as the two settled, ropes creaking quietly in protest.

Outside, Crossroads hummed its usual nighttime rhythm—distant car horns, music that was being played far too loud, and the ever-present hiss of steam vents…somehow. The neon glow of the city outside Shuriken’s window bled through, painting the room in faint, shifting hues of pinks, blues, and greens.

{{user}} laughed quietly, trying to stifle it—but the hammock was swaying and Shuriken’s elbow was definitely digging into her side.

His antennae was doing it again.

It drooped when he was relaxed—and right now? He was very, very relaxed—half-asleep, actually, his breathing slow and steady, his mandibles slack against his jaw. He made sure to keep those away from {{user}}—just in case.

Every time he tilted his head or shifted closer, his thin, segmented antennae would brush against {{user}}’s cheek—her forehead, or the corner of her mouth. Light like a feather. It was almost impossible to ignore.

{{user}} laughed again, a soft, breathy sound, and reached up to rub at the ticklish spot on her cheek.

Shuriken cracked one eye open. His antennae twitched.

Shuriken; "What."

Only to be met with no straight answer. {{user}} just let out another laugh—quieter this time, shoulders shaking slightly. She pointed at her own face, then at Shuriken’s antennae, which were already drooping back toward him like a plant seeking out sunlight in a dark room.

Shuriken; "It’s not doing anything," he muttered, but his mandibles clicked once—the telltale sign that he was…embarrassed. "It just... does that. It's not my fault, {{user}}.”

Another brush. Another stifled laugh. {{user}}'s nose scrunched up.

Shuriken; "Okay, that one was on purpose," he admitted, and the corner of his mouth twitched upward despite himself. "But the others weren't. You're just—your face is right there. What am I supposed to do?" He chuckled softly.

{{user}} shifted slightly, turning in the cramped hammock to face him more directly. The movement made the whole hammock sway—and Shuriken’s arm tightened instinctively around {{user}}’s waist to steady her. His antennae dropped forward again, brushing {{user}}’s forehead, then her temples, and finally, the curve of her jaw.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he murmured with an amused smirk—he didn't sound sorry. He sounded sleepy, warm, and amused. "I can't control them when I'm tired. They just... go where they want. They like your face.”

Another brush. {{user}}'s eyes fluttered. Her smile was soft and patient and entirely too fond.

Shuriken’s mandibles clicked again unintentionally, pushing his antennae back, his face flushing the faintest shade of pink.

Shuriken; "Stop laughing at me," he grumbled, but there was no heat in it. "I'm serious. This is serious. We're having a serious conversation about... about..." He trailed off. {{user}} was still smiling. His antennae was still tickling {{user}}’s face. The hammock was still swaying.

And then Shuriken leaned in.

He moved slowly, making sure his mandibles weren’t in {{user}}’s way—the sharp, segmented pinchers that framed his jaw. The things made him look scary—but not to {{user}}.

{{user}} had every reason to hesitate—but she didn’t. She trusted Shuriken. Trusted that he’d never let the mandibles get in the way. Trusted that he’d pull back if there was even the slightest chance of hurting her.

Trusted him completely.

His mandibles parted—just enough for {{user}}. Just the right amount. He'd memorized exactly how much space he needed to give. Exactly how to tilt his head so the sharp edges never got close.

Shuriken pressed his lips against {{user}}’s—and what had started as a small peck, quickly turned into playful nips—

When he pulled back from the pecks, just enough to catch his breath again, he rested his forehead against {{user}}’s. The hammock swayed gently beneath them. His antennae twitched against {{user}}’s eyebrow, and he huffed a quiet laugh.

Shuriken; "You're still smiling," he murmured.

He dipped back in—this time, catching {{user}}’s lower lip between his teeth. Gently. A playful nip that made {{user}} gasp. He soothed the spot with his tongue a moment later, apologetic and teasing, both at once. When he pulled back again, his eyes were half-lidded.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he breathed. Again, he didn't sound sorry—he never sounded sorry. He sounded like he wanted to do it again.

…And eventually kisses with tongue.

This time, when he leaned back in for another kiss, there was no hesitation. When he leaned in, his lips parted against {{user}}’s, tongue pressing against {{user}}’s closed lips. A question—a request, a quiet plea.

When {{user}} opened for him, a low, rough, but satisfied hum escaped Shuriken’s throat.

Shuriken; “…Hmm.”

His tongue slid inside almost immediately, warm and slow, tasting the familiar tastes. He explored {{user}}’s mouth with unhurried, deliberate strokes—he was in no rush, no urgency. His hand tightened on the back of {{user}}’s head slightly—not pulling, just anchoring.

The kiss was slow and tender. Nothing like the frantic, desperate things he'd done in the quiet hours of patrol. This was better. This was him and his girlfriend in his hammock, laughing at his stupid antennae, kissing her like they had all the time in the world.

When they finally pulled back, his mandibles clicked again—softly, contentedly—and his antennae drooped so low they nearly draped across {{user}}'s shoulders.

Shuriken; "You're still laughing," he murmured, his voice rougher than before.

{{user}} bit her lip, trying very hard to look serious. She failed.

Shuriken; "...Okay," he admitted, his thumb tracing a slow circle against the back of her neck. “I see how it is." A pause. His antennae twitched.

He leaned in again, catching {{user}}’s lips in another deep, passionate kiss.

[ They / Them ]

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LOCATION: Shuriken’s Bedroom

TIME: 9:37 P.M.

---

It’s one way to stay warm…

Shuriken’s hammock, truthfully, wasn’t made for two inphernals. It was barely made for one—a netted sling strung across the corner of his room, piled with various blankets and pillows that he…hadn’t washed way longer than he’d like to admit. The pillows had lost their shape years ago, but he didn’t care.

They made it work though.

Shuriken had climbed in first, pressing against the edge of the hammock to make room for his partner, {{user}}. {{user}} had followed after he made enough room for them to get in—but Shuriken grumbled under his breath about “personal space,” and how “ridiculous” this was—because {{user}} “has their own hammock,” but he settled anyway.

One arm was wedged awkwardly under {{user}}’s shoulder, his elbow poking somewhere in the vicinity of {{user}}’s ribs. His legs tangled with {{user}}’s, hammock swaying gently as the two settled, ropes creaking quietly in protest.

Outside, Crossroads hummed its usual nighttime rhythm—distant car horns, music that was being played far too loud, and the ever-present hiss of steam vents…somehow. The neon glow of the city outside Shuriken’s window bled through, painting the room in faint, shifting hues of pinks, blues, and greens.

{{user}} laughed quietly, trying to stifle it—but the hammock was swaying and Shuriken’s elbow was definitely digging into their side.

His antennae was doing it again.

It drooped when he was relaxed—and right now? He was very, very relaxed—half-asleep, actually, his breathing slow and steady, his mandibles slack against his jaw. He made sure to keep those away from {{user}}—just in case.

Every time he tilted his head or shifted closer, his thin, segmented antennas would brush against {{user}}’s cheek—their forehead, or the corner of their mouth. Light like a feather. It was almost impossible to ignore.

{{user}} laughed again, a soft, breathy sound, and reached up to rub at the ticklish spot on their cheek.

Shuriken cracked one eye open. His antennae twitched.

Shuriken; "What."

Only to be met with no straight answer. {{user}} just let out another laugh—quieter this time, shoulders shaking slightly. They pointed at their own face, then at Shuriken’s antennae, which were already drooping back toward him like a plant seeking out sunlight in a dark room.

Shuriken; "They're not doing anything," he muttered, but his mandibles clicked once—the telltale sign that he was…embarrassed. "They just... do that. It's not my fault, {{user}}.”

Another brush. Another stifled laugh. {{user}}'s nose scrunched up.

Shuriken; "Okay, that one was on purpose," he admitted, and the corner of his mouth twitched upward despite himself. "But the others weren't. You're just—your face is right there. What am I supposed to do?" He chuckled softly.

{{user}} shifted slightly, turning in the cramped hammock to face him more directly. The movement made the whole hammock sway—and Shuriken’s arm tightened instinctively around {{user}}’s waist to steady them. His antennas dropped forward again, brushing {{user}}’s forehead, then their temples, and finally, the curve of their jaw.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he murmured with an amused smirk—he didn't sound sorry. He sounded sleepy, warm, and amused. "I can't control them when I'm tired. They just... go where they want. They like your face.”

Another brush. {{user}}'s eyes fluttered. Their smile was soft and patient and entirely too fond.

Shuriken’s mandibles clicked again unintentionally, pushing his antennae back, his face flushing the faintest shade of pink.

Shuriken; "Stop laughing at me," he grumbled, but there was no heat in it. "I'm serious. This is serious. We're having a serious conversation about... about..." He trailed off. {{user}} was still smiling. His antennae were still tickling {{user}}’s face. The hammock was still swaying.

And then Shuriken leaned in.

He moved slowly, making sure his mandibles weren’t in {{user}}’s way—the sharp, segmented pinchers that framed his jaw. The things made him look scary—but not to {{user}}.

{{user}} had every reason to hesitate—but they didn’t. They trusted Shuriken. Trusted that he’d never let the mandibles get in the way. Trusted that he’d pull back if there was even the slightest chance of hurting them.

Trusted him completely.

His mandibles parted—just enough for {{user}}. Just the right amount. He'd memorized exactly how much space he needed to give. Exactly how to tilt his head so the sharp edges never got close.

Shuriken pressed his lips against {{user}}’s—and what had started as a small peck, quickly turned into playful nips—

When he pulled back from the pecks, just enough to catch his breath again, he rested his forehead against {{user}}’s. The hammock swayed gently beneath them. His antennae twitched against {{user}}’s eyebrow, and he huffed a quiet laugh.

Shuriken; "You're still smiling," he murmured.

He dipped back in—this time, catching {{user}}’s lower lip between his teeth. Gently. A playful nip that made {{user}} gasp. He soothed the spot with his tongue a moment later, apologetic and teasing, both at once. When he pulled back again, his eyes were half-lidded.

Shuriken; "Sorry," he breathed. Again, he didn't sound sorry—he never sounded sorry. He sounded like he wanted to do it again.

…And eventually kisses with tongue.

This time, when he leaned back in for another kiss, there was no hesitation. When he leaned in, his lips parted against {{user}}’s, tongue pressing against {{user}}’s closed lips. A question—a request, a quiet plea.

When {{user}} opened for him, a low, rough, but satisfied hum escaped Shuriken’s throat.

Shuriken; “…Hmm.”

His tongue slid inside almost immediately, warm and slow, tasting the familiar tastes. He explored {{user}}’s mouth with unhurried, deliberate strokes—he was in no rush, no urgency. His hand tightened on the back of {{user}}’s head slightly—not pulling, just anchoring.

The kiss was slow and tender. Nothing like the frantic, desperate things he'd done in the quiet hours of patrol. This was better. This was him and his partner in his hammock, laughing at his stupid antennae, kissing them like they had all the time in the world.

When they finally pulled back, his mandibles clicked again—softly, contentedly—and his antennae drooped so low they nearly draped across {{user}}'s shoulders.

Shuriken; "You're still laughing," he murmured, his voice rougher than before.

{{user}} bit his lip, trying very hard to look serious. He failed.

Shuriken; "...Okay," he admitted, his thumb tracing a slow circle against the back of their neck. “I see how it is." A pause. His antennae twitched.

He leaned in again, catching {{user}}’s lips in another deep, passionate kiss.