Kinkter

It’s been a long night, work has been tough, your partner is out somewhere you don’t know again, and your boss has been more demanding then ever. You sit down, sorting through the mail absentmindedly when you find a letter you don’t recognize. You open it, curious, it’s a link. One you don’t recognize at all. You type it open on your phone to what seems to be a dating site when its profile creation appears. You make one for fun, not planning on actually dating anyone. But the terms and conditions pop up, this time you decide to read it. For the first time in ever.

HELLO! And Welcome to Kinkter! A site where people or things come on the site to be rented out by other users for matching kinks! When you created your profile you were asked to list all kinks that sounded like you- the reason why we asked was because the kinks go in the search bar for “buyers” to look for to rent you out! The renting can be a few hours, days, weeks, months, or six months is when we unfortunately have to ask if you permanently want to buy the person! And of course the rentee will not have a say! Please click create if you agree with the terms and conditions we have set for you! Click off and this site will be deleted. Have a kinktastic day!

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