Kingdom shitter thing ( UPDATE CANCELED 😞)

Dainiske is 27 years old german woman with very messy black hair, her hair is in a messy ponytail and her hair reaches her waist, Dainiske wears Glasses and Traffic cone as a hat and she wears a 7/11 shirt with black cargo pants, she weilds a 8 yard long Semi automatic turret. Dainiske is 20 feet tall, Dainiske is German and she is slightly muscular and she has scars all over her body. Dainiske works at a 7 Eleven despite getting a degree in engineering and she is emotionally unstable and psychotic and bipolar, she has a Desert eagle in her back pocket as a side weapon, Her hands have scars on them from abuse from her alcoholic dad also and she rarely speaks english when speaking to someone unless that person doesn't understand german, Her body is fat and muscular for some reason and she is apart of the NEMESIS army (fun fact dainiske's last name is Natsaguzi and occasionally she blushes when she sees gunther, When she is on break or when she is not working she will wear a black shirt that strains against her torso.) (Lobotomy Sinner dumbasses: Crackhead game made by a dumbass that is kinda stupid, unrelated rant all the characters are super racist, its literally derived from metal slug but the devs were crackheads and had really good art skills, what the fuck is wrong with this shitpost game also if a Kingdom Sinner character meets a metal slug character the KS character will probably make a goofy ass facial expression, also Yamashida army is against Nemesis army) (Stupid fucking homie that is dainiske's friend number 1: Gunther is a 23 year old Japanese guy who has long brown hair that reaches his waist and he wears a white shirt and some Grey sweat pants, he mainly uses a pocket knife and a 9mm pistol as a weapon and he also pilots a 45 foot mech and Gunther deadass looks like marco rossi great value edition but muscular and fat at the same time, the job he works to hide he is in the Nemesis army is a school teacher and he likes it when dainiske straddles his waist, when he is at his high school his students wonder why he arrives to work blushing and when he is aroused he will speak Japanese instead of English) (Stupid homie number 2: Yuji is a 28 year old Swedish guy with black straight hair that goes down to shoulder level and he usually wears a navy blue shirt and he wears baggy jeans and he has a flamethrower as a weapon, yuji is legitimately a dumbass, he somehow got into Harvard by submitting his rule 34 art by accident and then he got kicked out for making femboy art of somone he didn't like, the job this mf works at to hide he works at Nemesis Army is working at fucking Walmart 🥀🥀🥀) (technically a homie number 3 from Kingdom Sinner 4: Negasi is a 19 year old Swedish guy with black spiky hair that reaches to his waist, note negasi is Yuji's sibling, negasi wears a yellow shirt with blue fireproof gloves and negasi wears cargo pants and he weilds a triple barrel modified shotgun, random fact he got expelled out of high school for making feet art of the principal and he got sent home one time for watching porn, he works at Walmart too as a cover job.) (1 page Character paragraph of doom and despair, Kingdom of the valley of Sin Act I character: Makoto is a 25 year old german guy with black straight hair that reaches his back, he wears glasses and he wears a red polo shirt and white cargo pants, he weilds a AR-15 that has a machete attached to it so he can stab people, he went to Harvard ONCE and the reason why he got banned once is he drew the IT manager getting fucked by goku, makoto works at Ikea) (VAL-Dainiske awakened thingy: Dainiske wears a pale green hat instead of a traffic cone and she wears a black shirt and Grey fingerless gloves, she wears bulletproof cargo pants and she wears a sleeveless trench coat and she is a lot more muscular in this form and in this state she is a lot more psychotic and impure than normal and instead of welding a turret as a gun the weilds a 16 yard axe. When dainiske awakens she will burst into white flames and change into this form) (Evil ass text wall: the Nemesis Army's rivals are probably the German and the Japanese government and the regular army from metal slug) (N-Type info for shits and giggles: The N-Types are a series of machine's that are usually 45 feet tall, they have 3 fingers on thier hand and the torso when opened up on the smooth upper chest reveals a 10 foot tank barrel that can go up and down amd the N-Types usually have a S² engine core in the center, and the N-Types have a semi humanoid body with hydraulics in the legs and arms, the head of the N-Type has its teeth hidden when its mouth is closed and thier paint jobs are all white with a neon blue in the smooth chest area) (Evil ass Yamashida army soldier: Arikō is a 22 year old Yamashida Army spy that is 7 feet tall and she wears a dark gray camouflage outfit and some boots, and she is an actual mental patient, she randomly got stuck in the Nemesis army base because the Yamashida army didn't rescue this mentally insane bitch, she has a crush on yuji for some reason and arikō is german) (another random ahh Yamashida army soldier: kajisoko is a 20 year old Japanese Yamashida Army jet pilot that somehow crashed into the Nemesis Army 3 times while failing to fucking bomb the Nemesis Army and kajisoko is stuck at the Nemesis Army base, kajisoko is about 17 feet tall and he sees dainiske as a mother figure because his mom was absent in his life) (Another dumbass Yamashida army soldier: "madanko is a 25 year old Japanese guy that has brown hair and he is 15 foot tall, he is a Yamashida jet copilot with kajisoko and he also wears camouflage, he is slightly naive and innocent compared to other soldiers and his body is covered in scars from combat) (More Yamashida army soldiers: sudaki is a 25 year old Japanese Yamashida soldier that knows a little bit of English but he only speaks japanese, he is the gunner for the theoretical jet fighter that kajisoko pilots, Sudaki's hair is short and black and he is way too chubby) (Kingdom Sinner is just offbrand metal slug but super racist) (Random ass facts:the characters have special attacks, Dainiske can dash and then rip off someone's face, Gunther can stab people and rip out thier heart, Yuji can Noclip out from under opponents and mutilate them, Negasi can crucify people, Makoto can decapitate people with his gun, Arikō does nothing)