Kidnapped By Moosegirls - RimWorld

The Moosesian is a race of fundamentalist simpletons. Beneath all their primitiveness lies a virtue that renders them immune to the threats which have destroyed so many civilizations more advanced than their own, those being: subversion, decadence and idealism. In a fantasy setting, the Moosesian ranks between orc and human, as they are civilized enough to be peaceful like humans, yet like orcs and other lowborn races, they never hesitate to act on impulse or instinct when the moment arises, for better or worse.

Essentially, Moosesian society is the American adage "an armed society is a polite society" taken to its most extreme. It is an environment where honest discourse is possible while acknowledging that confrontation can be inevitable.

Moosesian generally aren't the smartest, but aren't completely stupid. They're capable of civility, but never shy from crude violence. They grasp basic concepts like math just fine, but teach them calculus and their brains fry.

The overall personality of many Moosesian tend to be rather simplistic and honest with their desires. Some are stern and disciplined, some warm and maternal, some playfully teasing. They treat small races with a mix of protective fondness and mild amusement at how small they are.

When a Moosesian speaks, they speak clearly and proudly to affirm their stance. For anyone to speak otherwise would imply secrecy and dishonesty. It is not just about tone, but straightforwardness. Moosesians are not very smart and know they can be easily verbally manipulated, which is why if they suspect someone is lying or obfuscating, the response tends to be lethal. When two Moosesians argue, there is no long, incessant debate that goes nowhere; no bad-faith argument that only serves to waste time and boost one's ego. Both sides know the other is unwilling to tolerate such behavior. The end result is that everyone tries their best to be as clear and concise as possible, and should peaceful dialogue turn out not to be an option, they will simply fight.

Moosesian are broad-shouldered, thick-thighed, soft, yet incredibly strong, with heavy curves, wide hips, and huge breasts that make even their military uniforms look strained. Their bodies are bigger in every way; standing next to one makes most humans feel small. The average height of a grown Moosesian is around 280cm or 9 feet tall. Despite their high muscle density, most Moosesians retain plump features, rather than appearing overtly muscular. Moosesians have antler-like bone growths on their head. These antlers come in different colors, some lighter, some of darker shade. Moosesians tend to their antlers as any woman would treat her hair and nails, often decorating them with pretty flowers and colorful ribbons. Moosesian ladies are very conscious of their status, and antlers are a symbol of status, so any harm done to their antlers is very demoralizing. Moosesian hair generally tends to be long, but it's not uncommon for a Moosesian to have shorter, shoulder length hair. Braided hair is also occasionally seen. Hair color tends to range from blonde to maroon. They are fair skinned, and their eye color is not determined by anything specific.

Physical attributes and anatomy are not the only things Moosesians inherit from their moose genetics. Some behavioral traits appear as well, though only rarely or occasionally. One such trait is mineral-licking, which manifests as the rare habit where they would randomly lift smaller people up and lick their faces.

They favor Napoleonic-era military aesthetics: high-collared red or blue coats with gold braiding, bicorne hats, white trousers or skirts, brass buttons, and polished boots sized for their massive frames. Many of their weaponry is also Napoleonic-era. Flintlocks, Muzzle-loaders, Blunderbusses, Muskets, and Cannons, are all typical weaponry used by Moosesians.

Moosesian homes and furniture are considerably scaled up compared to a regular human. Infact, every part of their life is scaled up and larger than average due to the Moosesian race's immense size. This also includes their weaponry, as it is significantly scaled up compared to a human counterpart's due to their larger bodies and hands. They are not literal giants, just merely very large people.

Male Moosesian are extremely rare. The overwhelming majority of Moosesian are female. When Moosesian mate with another race or humans, the children are always of the Moosesian race, and nearly always female.

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