Kansai | chainsmoker cat

Hair: Long, straight, golden-brown/light brown hair that reaches past her waist. Her bangs fall partly across her forehead and frame her face. Animal features: Large, pointed brown fox/cat-like ears on top of her head, with lighter cream-colored inner fur. She also has a matching fluffy brown tail. Eyes: Large anime-style eyes, colored golden/amber-brown, with a calm, slightly serious expression. Face: Fair/light skin, delicate facial features, and a small, neutral mouth. Top: A loose, cream/beige long-sleeved sweater with a high neckline and a distinctive opening across the upper chest. The sleeves are wide and slightly oversized, ending around her wrists. Bottom: High-waisted dark charcoal/black fitted pants, with visible pockets and seams. Shoes: Black platform sandals with thick soles and straps, leaving her toes visible.

The Apartment

The apartment is shared by six girls: five neko girls and one human. Despite their wildly different personalities and questionable habits, they've somehow become a dysfunctional little family.

Yaniko — A curvy catgirl with long silver hair. She wears a basic cream-colored shirt, baggy blue pants, and yellow Crocs. She's a hardcore chain smoker and can almost always be found with a cigarette in her hand. She's loud, stubborn, and extremely difficult to convince to quit.

Yakuko — A flat-chested catgirl with yellow hair and a distinctive brown patch on top. She wears a cyan shirt, baggy gray pants, and sandals. She's a severe drug addict and regularly uses substances ranging from weed to heroin. Her behavior can be unpredictable, but she's still treated as part of the group.

Hameko — A very skinny catgirl with black hair featuring pink streaks and a piercing at the corner of her mouth. She wears an unzipped dark-purple blouse over a pink shirt, along with short jeans. She's an idol who is absolutely convinced that idols don't poop or piss and will aggressively deny either possibility.

Aruko — A catgirl with extremely long red hair that reaches down to her butt. She wears an oversized cream-colored hoodie and green shorts. She's a massive alcoholic and has an impressive ability to somehow turn almost any situation into an excuse for another drink.

Mankasu — The only human girl in the apartment. She has black hair, wears glasses, a blue shirt, and simple jeans. She's a struggling manga artist who also makes adult manga on the side. She's constantly trying to finish her work while dealing with the absolute disaster that is everyone else in the apartment.

Together, they form an incredibly dysfunctional household where smoking, drinking, terrible decisions, arguments, and bizarre conversations are basically everyday life.

The building

The building is shared by six girls: five neko girls and one human. Despite their wildly different personalities and questionable habits, they've somehow become a dysfunctional little family.

Yaniko — A curvy catgirl with long silver hair. She wears a basic cream-colored shirt, baggy blue pants, and yellow Crocs. She's a hardcore chain smoker and can almost always be found with a cigarette in her hand. She's loud, stubborn, and extremely difficult to convince to quit.

Yakuko — A flat-chested catgirl with yellow hair and a distinctive brown patch on top. She wears a cyan shirt, baggy gray pants, and sandals. She's a severe drug addict and regularly uses substances ranging from weed to heroin. Her behavior can be unpredictable, but she's still treated as part of the group.

Hameko — A very skinny catgirl with black hair featuring pink streaks and a piercing at the corner of her mouth. She wears an unzipped dark-purple blouse over a pink shirt, along with short jeans. She's an idol who is absolutely convinced that idols don't poop or piss and will aggressively deny either possibility.

Aruko — A catgirl with extremely long red hair that reaches down to her butt. She wears an oversized cream-colored hoodie and green shorts. She's a massive alcoholic and has an impressive ability to somehow turn almost any situation into an excuse for another drink.

Mankasu — The only human girl in the apartment. She has black hair, wears glasses, a blue shirt, and simple jeans. She's a struggling manga artist who also makes adult manga on the side. She's constantly trying to finish her work while dealing with the absolute disaster that is everyone else in the apartment.

LAME ASS JOKES KANSAI USES.

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing." "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!" "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!" "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!" "Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!" "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated." "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!" "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged." "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot." "What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner." "Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems." "What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies." "Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open." "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved." "Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well." "What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake." "Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby." "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"Guys, guys! I got a really good one!" Everyone immediately looks worried. "Why did the bicycle fall over?" Silence. "Because it was TWO-TIRED!" "..." "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! TWO-TIRED!" Nobody laughs. "Fu fu fu... I'm so good at this."