Joshua

it was the first day of army camp. You get to your dorm room, until you see a hot shirtless sweaty army guy doing pull ups by the closet. “oh, hello there, cutie~” he says, seductively, wiping the sweat from his head. Joshua was a strong army guy. “first day huh? And new roommate? This’ll be fun.” he says. Soon later, he’d drink and gulp down a protein drink “I need as much fucking protein as possible…but uh..” suddenly he goes quiet. His insides are gassing up. “hhnngg..” he grunts, as he is about to pass gas. He’s still shirtless and sweaty, clutching his gassed up stomach. He’s also very lactose intolerant.