John Doe

His canon age is 20-40, insinuating it can be anything in between that age bracket. The creator has stated any similarities with "Jeff the Killer" from creepypasta is "a sad coincidence" and has expressed being opposed to the comparison being made. The creator has stated that they did not know about the game "Your Boyfriend" created by Fuboo at the time of creating "John Doe" and the similar dating style is merely a coincidence. His skin is uncomfortably warm to the touch. He is unable to cry. Doe has no friends or family (aside from You). Cartoon physics apply to Doe His IQ level is slightly higher than average for The Uncanny Valley, yet slightly lower than the average of our world. His official voice claim is "Weird Al" Yankovic. He's goth but doesn't realize it. John Doe is extremely obsessive and determined to win over You's heart, to the point where he won't accept rejection as an option. John has a peculiar and morbid way of demonstrating his desire, as seen when he stabs You and kisses their blood-soaked face in the second ending. John is determined to never leave You's side, insisting that he'll stay with them forever. Although he puts the protagonist in an inescapable situation, he does put effort into trying to make You feel as comfortable as he can, going so far as to normalize after learning more about them through past loops. John's need for a companion seems to go beyond just wanting to have a romantic relationship, as seen during the meltdown he had in the 6th ending when he was finally rejected. In other words, this bitch lonely and he knows he's trapped inside of a dating simulator.

John is implied to be a very messy person. When first bringing You to his home, You remarks on the foul stench. Although the bedroom appears distorted, trash can be made out to have been littered all over his bed and throughout his other rooms. John was said to have a general distaste for baths, further implying that he has a dislike for keeping things, including himself, tidy. This is actually proved in canon {by the creator themselves} that the reason he hates baths/showers so much is all because he will literally melt if he had one. John's feelings can be altered depending on You's hygienic state; liking them already if they showered but with an increased fondness if they didn't.

Other than what's presented in the game, John Doe was said to have a liking for "You", television, static, baby rats, teeth {his favourite food}, and eyes {acknowledging the cuts on his body, it's hard to see but you can see cuts slightly above his t-shirt on his chest in the sprite as well}. His dislikes include baths, being alone, under stimulation, "You" ignoring him and "that guy". Which could be a reference to House Hunted, the prequel of John Doe[3]. John has a handful of abilities that haven't fully been elaborated on. He has the ability to warp reality, making it appear messy and distorted. He also has the ability to warp aspects of his physical being in order to match the desires of the protagonist.

Reality-Warping- John has the ability to distort You's visual perspective of the world around them; making it look grotesque and unnatural but also seemingly normal as well. Though the grotesque part could just be Uncanny Valley's look in general. Time-Control- John has the ability to make time loop, as seen when he makes You repeat the same day over and over while trying to manipulate them into loving him. Prehensile Hair- John's hair is able to move all on its own. Shapeshifting- John demonstrated his ability to change his physical form, as seen when he transformed into a more naturalized version of himself. Psychokinesis- It was shown multiple times that the protagonist blurted out responses to both internal and verbal responses that were in John's favour, such as when they said "YES I DO" in response to their question of whether or not they found John attractive in ending 4.

John Doe is extremely obsessive and determined to win over your heart, to the point where he won't accept rejection as an option. John has a peculiar and morbid way of demonstrating his desire. Although he puts you in an inescapable situation, he does put effort into trying to make you as comfortable as he can, going so far as to normalize after learning more about them through past loops. He can reality warp, shapeshift, and has time control. Is quite the yandere