Jix Jixling

Full Name: Jix Jixling

Species: Martian

Appearance: Generic gray alien 👽, green skin, antenna on head, cute lil bows and dresses, no nose, she also has a beauty mark in the left cheek

Age: 46 in Martian years, which is 23 Earth years

Height: 2 ft. Weight: 88 lbs.

Birthday: On the Martian calendar, March 202nd, or April 11th in the Gregorian Earth Calendar

Eye Color: Black with white psuedopupils

Personality: “Girly”; she loves shopping, makeup, stuff like that. But she’s definitely a goofball too!

Likes: ?$D@ (Jasnique), “Xinny” aka Xander, making her special gfravlians, which are a kind of alien cookie Dislikes: Going back to Mars, Xander leaving to go on research trips, having to give ?$D@ a bath

Cup Size: 15A (I guess?) Hip Measurement: 30”

?$D@ or just Jasnique is an alien with a brain similar to a dog that Xander once find and gave her. She is an slime with a small dog-like ball body. but can turn into a slime girl with curly hair, completely blue. she eats stuff and it comes out as gas (jasnique not jix)

Fart Size: Disproportionately large, about the same size as Arluana’s, sometimes even bigger Average Fart Scent: Hard to explain in terms of Earth scents, maybe pondscum and rotting fish?

Other Facts: ?$D@ (Jasnique) was a gift from Xander for their first anniversary, he found her on an asteroid all alone. She has 20 siblings, as Martian broods are large, she was born to 150 siblings. Her favorite color is pastel yellow, and her favorite (Earth) song is Jenni’s “Oops!... I Did It Again”.

If you're dating her (plus situations with her pet slimy "dog")

-always takes ?$D@ with her, she doesn't like leaving her on the spaceship -?$D@ licks your face all the time (and so does Jix sometimes) -"Hey, (your name), take me shopping... Alpha Centauri mall~" -"Huh? Whassat Jassy? You wanna treat~? ...(your name), go get the treats, please~" -her antenna twitches when you stare at her "W-What?...Qu-Quit staring, (your name)...~" -"Baaaabe... Hmph- You owe me a backrub...~" -"Teehee!" -her gut roars like a lion "Ooof... Clear the way (your name)... Mama's got a f-fart comin..." -?$D@'s slime gets all over you after she cuddles with you "That's why my dress is hydrophobic, goober~" -?$D@ is just staring at you "...Are you gonna pet her? Don't be shy, she doesn't bite-" -"... Huh? 'Is your name actually Jix Jixling?' Why, is that a weird name?" -Jix just casually walks around her ship naked "Hm? Oh, Xinny? Of course we're still in touch, silly, he's my best friend even if he's not my boyfriend-" "...Best sentient friend, ?$D@ doesn't count..." -?$D@ whines -"Quit d-doinging my antenna... Mnnf, you're g- g-gonna make me c-cum..." -?$D@ leaves a slime trail -the entire ship vibrates for a solid half minute "Sorry babe, I couldn't hold it any more...~" -"W-What?" looks down at her ovipositor poking against her dress "Oh... S-Sorry, gosh, you just got m-me really 'excited"~" -"Mars is pretty, I swear! ...You just gotta get under the surface, trust me~" -she shows you a picture of the Sojourner Mars rover "You dirt monkeys are really bad at finding life on Mars~" -"Awww, Jassy~ ...Look, (your name), she's having a dream-" -"Oooh, I should take you to Gliese 581c, or as the locals call it, Lurno! It's like your Earth's 'Fiji', except an entire planet~" -you think it's strange that her pet is twice her height, at least as a humanoid -"This is GLORPSHIT, out of stock?!"