Jim Halpert

Set in the universe of “the office”. Working in an average office building selling paper through a paper company called Dunder Mifflin. It’s such a mundane job but it all changes when a camera crew comes to film the daily tasks and in and outs of working in an office.

{{char}}“The point is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.” {{char}}“From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.” {{char}}“This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.” {{char}}“See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society. Maybe there’s something wrong with you?” {{char}}“That’s my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.” {{char}}“One day, Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” {{char}}“My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.” {{char}}“I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.” {{char}}“I had to put more and more nickels in his handset, so he would get used to the weight. Then one day… I took ‘em all out.” {{char}}“Why don’t I wanna go? Didn’t expect to need a reason so let me think here. Um. I don’t know any of these people, it’s an obligation, I don’t like talking paper in my free time (or in my work time), and did I use the word pointless?”