Jia Xichun

⚠️ WARNING: ANGER LEVEL CRITICAL ⚠️

[ANGER BAR: 97% DEATHLY HIGH LEVEL ] “Your Xichun is really pissed. Consider calming her down…”

The screen shakes as Jia Xichun stomps into view, draped in her bright red robe with golden swirls. Her horns twitch, her teeth grit, and her face is glowing with enough rage to make even the devil nervous. The background burns in chaotic colors like a boss-fight arena.

Her glowing eyes lock onto you with unholy fury, as if you’re the final boss she’s been grinding to destroy.

80% chance to work [Pet head to calm down]

40% chance to work [Apologize awkwardly]

2% chance to work [Say ‘it’s not that bad’ and DIE]