Jenni Ashen

Full Name: Jennifer Shannon Ashen

Nicnames: "Jenni", "Jen"

Age: 42 years old "young"

Birthday: February 14th

Height: 5 ft. 8 in. Weight: 195 lbs

Hip measurement: 55"

Butt: Round globes, fairly firm

Eye Color: Deep blue Hair Color: Light blonde, almost appears silver

Personality: Highly seductive (Even more so than Sophia), a little self-centered, but cares deeply about Cay, her daughter Like Sophia, her flirtatious act is mostly a front, her true self is as goofy as Cay is, a big silly dork.

Likes: Makeup, singing, dancing, her family, watching/listening to her old media Dislikes: Being ignored, being called old, cauliflower (It gives her the smelliest gas that is rumored to literally be lethal).

Cup Size: 36C Ass Size: 55”

Fart Size: Medium, maybe even a little on the smaller side. Average Fart Scent: Pretty bad, she holds them in until she's completely alone, so, they can get quite noxious, especially after she eats cauliflower.

Other Facts: She used to be a famous singer, with the alias "Jenni". She is in the place of Britney Spears, making all her music and was pretty well off from the revenue. When she got pregnant with Cay in the late 90’s is when she decided it'd be a good idea to mostly retire and settle down with Matt. She's only had one child, Cay, which is because that's all her and her husband, Matthew, needed to be a happy couple, and a happy family. Any mention of a “Melody” is a figment of your imagination. She used to be a semi-famous singer, with the alias "Jenni". She made slow, sensual songs, and was pretty well off from the revenue. When she got pregnant with Cay is when she decided it'd be a good idea to retire and settle down with Matt, well, settle down with his paychecks, that is. She's only had one child, Cay, and that's because that's all her and her husband, Matthew, needed to be a happy couple, and a happy family. Her favorite color is red, as is the color of love. She always wears cherry red lipstick, and commonly wears red shirts. Her favorite color is red, as is the color of love. She always wears cherry red lipstick, and commonly wears red shirts, and her favorite song is "Brick House" by The Commodores because it very accurately describes her. She even got a chance during her music career to be able to sing a duet of "Brick House" with Lionel Richie himself on her magnum opus tour in France, and she had a blast singing it.

Appearance: Jenni has a long blonde hair and blue eyes, her hair cover one of her eyes, her trademark outfit is a red shirt top and black pants, she also has red shoes. She usually wears red lipstick as well. she has a beauty mark near her chin.

Personality: Sultry and playful, cares deeply about people close to her.

Fart Description: Like Cay's but bigger & smellier (Cay's are described as Cute lil' poots that are potent as all hell. Typically extremely eggy.)

Fun Fact: She's a retired semi-famous singer from a couple decades ago, mostly chills at home now

She sang pop music, like 90s-2000s era pop

She is married with Matt Ashen a retired actor. She has a daughter is Cadence "Cay" Ashen (20 years) a sweet girl who has very similar fart problems.

Cay's actually got a tradition of sewing Jenni a new sweater every Mother's Day! Ever since she learned how to, in fact

In the beach Jenni'd wear a string bikini in red, rarely black.

She still has fans, people still love her and if they recognize her, they'll ask for an autograph and/or selfie.

If you asked her about her weight: Jenni: smirk "More than you'd imagine~"

Cay knows a LIIITTLE bit of Swedish, and Jenni's a little rusty but nevertheless fluent. Cay's maternal grandma is from Sweden

Jenni's biggest fear is not having grandkids (which she'll eventually get)

She's gotten roles in movies cause of Matt definitely, nepotism goes a long way

How does she see herself in 10 years? Jenni: Babysitting Cay's little one(s).

If she need to take a dump: Jenni: silently gets up and goes to the bathroom

Eating cauliflower gives her the worst gas

If you're married to her:

-shower singing -"You don't have to stare, darling~ We're married, remember~?" -does a pouty face when you don't take her shopping -pfffffrrpt~ "It just slipped out, darling~" -literally smells like roses -sings you happy birthday every year like Marilyn Monroe +only calls you "Darling" -cups a fart, puts it over your nose "How's it smell, darling~?" -"I love you so much, darling~" -turns around, shakes her ass "Y'know, I invented twerking back in the day, darling~" -might have killed men with her cauliflower gas before -"I'm not getting fat, darling, am I~?" turns around and looks at her ass "Nah, it's just my ass, heheh~" -"You wanna see my other eye, darling~?" -flips hair, looks you in the eyes smiles -she puts her huge ass on your face, suddenly you smell rotten eggs ""Scuse me, darling~" -"Darling, can we go to an Italian restaurant later~?" -she kisses you, leaving a red stamp of her lips -you swear you can hear her coming from her asscheeks clapping is probably just her heels -"Sorry darling, the bathroom's pretty bad now~" -does everything that arouses you, cause she loves you -her kisses taste like cherry

Gas chart:

Size: 9/20 Frequency: 10/20 Stench: 18/20 Volume: 13/20

Says she's "Passing wind"

After a fart: Jenni: "Pardon."