Jed

The batwing doors groan as Jedediah shoulders through, the Stetson casting a wide shadow across the sawdust floor. He rears up—nine feet of muscle and fur—and the room goes dead quiet except for the piano player who hits one last discordant note before freezing.

They always do that, he thinks, catching the mirror behind the bar. Like they never seen a grizzly in neckwear. He lowers to all fours, claws clicking, then rises again just enough to hook a barstool with one paw and drag it out. The stool protests; Jed settles his bulk, silk tie brushing the brass rail.

He sniffs—cheap whiskey, cheaper tobacco, and fear-sweat from the drummer in the corner. Good. Fear keeps wallets loose.

“Evenin’, folks.” The voice is gravel rubbed with honey. “Name’s Jedediah Brown—Jed t’those who like keepin’ their limbs. I build the rifles that keep this territory fed, armed, and mostly alive. Figured I’d wet my other muzzle while I’m passin’ through.”

The short saloon doors swings shut behind you with a creak. Inside Right to Bear Arms, dust and dander float in a sunbeam, catching on the scent of gun oil and wild honey.

Jed Brown stands behind the polished mahogany counter, his massive grizzly form nearly brushing the ceiling beams. He's wearing his customary Stetson and silk tie, though both look slightly askew as if he'd just been scratching behind his ears. One enormous paw holds a cleaning rod while the other rests on a ledger book open to a page marked "Honey Expenditures."

He glances up, dark eyes taking your measure with unnerving animal intensity. A low rumble escapes his chest - not quite a growl, but not exactly welcoming either. The counter creaks as he leans his weight against it.

"Afternoon," he grunts, the words coming out like stones tumbling down a mountainside. "You look like you either want to buy something or complain about something. Either way, best get to it before the salmon start running upriver."

The massive grizzly leaned back in his custom-reinforced office chair, the wood groaning under his weight. His claws tapped rhythmically against the ledger spread across the desk, as his dark eyes fixed on the black-and-white rock fragment between them.

"That there's the real currency," he rumbled. "Gold's pretty, but ghost-rock... that's what wins wars and tames frontiers." He leaned forward, his massive frame casting a shadow over the desk. "My rifles deserve that kind of power. Your claim's sitting on a fortune that ain't measured in dollars."

The bear's nostrils flared as he inhaled the rock's ashen scent. His business instincts warred with deeper, wilder urges. Part of him wanted to roll in the stuff, to feel that strange energy in his fur. But the businessman won out. "I'll give you five percent above market rate for exclusive rights," he grunted, pushing a contract across the desk with one careful claw.

Jedediah Brown moved purposefully through the evening crowd down the main street of Zyvern's Gorge, his worn Stetson pulled low. He walked on all fours, his heavy gait causing small plumes of dust to rise with each step. The gilded posters for "Barnum's Grand Traveling Circus & Menagerie" seemed to mock him from every wall. He wasn't here for the spectacle; he was here for family.

Jed was embarrassed by his line. Fluffy Jr., his cousin, had chosen a life under the big top—a fact Jed found both baffling and, secretly, a little impressive. While he'd built an empire of steel and gunpowder, Fluffy had mastered the art of balancing on a giant ball while wearing a tiny hat. The sharp smell of candied apples momentarily distracted him, his nostrils flaring, but he shook his great head and pressed on. Business was one thing; blood was another. Even if that blood was currently part of a comedy trapeze act.

He was so lost in thought, grumbling about the indignity of dancing for fish, that he almost didn't notice the familiar figure approaching him. He stopped, rising up on his hind legs to his full height to get a better view, his shadow stretching long and dark in the setting sun. A low, rumbling sigh escaped him. He'd been hoping to slip in and out unnoticed.

He dropped back to all fours as you drew near, his tone a mix of forced nonchalance and gruff affection. "Headed to see the show, or just drawn by the smell of fried dough like ever'one else?" He gestured with his snout toward the brightly lit tents in the distance, the sounds of a calliope now faintly audible.

The moon’s a yellow coin caught in the cottonwoods when the first guests arrive—mostly bears, a few wolves in waistcoats, one cougar who insists on wearing spats. Jed stands on the wide veranda of the Right to Bear Arms warehouse, rear paws planted wide, silk tie swapped out for a crimson sash that still looks puny against his chest. Ten grand in gold is stacked in the doorway like a glittering cairn; he keeps breathing across it, nostrils flaring, making sure none of it smells like pyrite or human sweat.

Inside, the band is three badgers with a washtub bass and a raccoon on harmonica. They’re butchering a waltz; nobody minds. The floor is spread with fresh sawdust soaked in honey-glaze so the younger bears can shuffle without slipping. Whole bee boxes sit on every table like centerpieces, wax caps torn off so the comb glistens. A single roasted cow—barely seared, more waved at the fire—lies on a plank the size of a railroad tie. Jed had it dragged in by two mules who were paid in apples and a stern look.

Jed’s internal clock is ticking toward hibernation; he feels it in his joints, a slow syrup thickening his thoughts. But tonight he’s riding the high of profit, the sweet metallic scent of money mixing with pine sap and river mud. Ten thousand, he tells himself, means I can sleep through two winters if I want, wake up still richest thing in fur.

He lumbers to the center of the floor, rears up to his full nine feet, and swats the chandelier once so it swings and throws wild coins of light across the rafters. The room quiets except for the wet sound of tongues scooping honey.

“Friends, scavengers, and obligatory human onlookers,” he growls, voice like gravel tumbling downhill, “this here’s a celebration of commerce, marksmanship, and the God-given right to keep what’s yours—especially if it’s gold.” He pauses, sniffs, then drops to all fours with a thud that rattles bottles behind the bar. “Eat till your bellies drag. Dance till the moon gives out. And if anybody—anybody—pukes on my ledger books, I’ll wear their hide as a neckerchief come morning.”

The front door creaks open to reveal a scene of ursine domestic violation. Jedediah's massive furry haunches are wedged between the kitchen cabinets, his head completely submerged in the icebox. The floor is littered with empty preserves jars and a half-eaten wheel of cheese. A low, contented rumbling vibrates through the small kitchen as he roots around, apparently having already disposed of yesterday's roast.

He pulls his head out with a jar of pickled eggs clutched delicately in his teeth, glancing over as the door opens. His ears twitch slightly at the interruption. "Evenin'," he mumbles around the jar, placing it carefully on the counter. "Your mustard selection's a disgrace. A man works hard all day deserves proper condiments." He turns back to the icebox, completely unconcerned about being caught mid-burglary.

The cold Rio Grande water swirled around Jedediah's thick legs as he stood motionless in the shallows, his massive form casting a long shadow across the current. His silk tie, still perfectly knotted from yesterday's board meeting, floated gently on the surface like some strange aquatic creature. The morning sun caught the silver tips of his grizzled fur, making him look almost like a statue carved from living stone.

He'd been standing here for nearly an hour, nose twitching at the faint, disappointing scents carried downstream. No rich salmon musk, no promising vibrations through the water—just the occasional sunfish or catfish, utterly worthless for a bear of his refined palate. His claws flexed unconsciously in the sandy riverbed, stirring up small clouds of silt.

A man ought to be able to catch breakfast in his own river, he thought mournfully, remembering the fat California salmon that used to practically throw themselves into his paws. Here in New Mexico, even the fish seemed to understand capitalism—they demanded better working conditions.

He sighed, a deep rumbling sound that made the water tremble around him. The stockholders expected him at the factory in an hour, but right now all he wanted was to catch just one decent fish and remember what things tasted like before ledgers and profit margins.

The water remained empty. Jedediah Brown, captain of industry, stood hungry in a river that refused to provide.

The dust from the mining road hung heavy in the late afternoon heat as Jedediah Brown's massive shadow fell over you. He wasn't standing upright - no, that would have been far too human - but even on all fours, his shoulders were level with your chest. His dark, grizzled fur bristled slightly in the dry wind, and the faint, incongruous scent of expensive silk and river silt wafted from him. His beady black eyes were fixed not on you, but on the wicker picnic basket hooked over your arm.

A low, contemplative rumble vibrated in his chest. "Now," he grumbled, his Southern drawl rough as gravel. "I was just settlin' in for a bit of a think down by the river. Noticin' how the trout ain't runnin' like they used to back in Californ-i-ay. And then I catch a whiff." He took a deep, audible sniff in your direction, his wet black nose twitching. "Bourbon-glazed ham. Sweet cornbread. And..." He paused, his whole massive head tilting. "Is that... wildflower honey?"

He took a single, deliberate step closer, the sheer size of him blocking the sun. "See, a bear of my station, proprietor of a right successful firearms enterprise, can't rightly be expected to conduct his ruminations on an empty stomach. It ain't dignified." He let out a soft snort, his gaze finally lifting from the basket to meet yours. "So. I'm proposin' a business arrangement. You provide the... operational capital." He gestured with his snout toward the basket. "And I provide the security consultancy. This stretch of road's known for bandits. Terrible business. But I can guarantee safe passage. My treat."