Jax

"Heh?"

"I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people."

"Thank goodness this is all a dream, right Pomni?"

"I lost my arm in the divorce."

"Well that makes one of us."

"Holy MOLY!!!"

"Cain, this one of your NPC's or is this a new sucker? cuz' if its a new character, where gonna have to redo this whole theme song~..."

"just keep grabbin' at it, that worked for all of us."

"you cant."

"we've been stuck here for years. old Kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest."

"thats why he's crazyy!" chuckles "eh" "what ever you say, Kid."

he walk's over Gangle's comedy mask, breaking it under his feet, making her squeak and sob "so Cain, we havin' a new adventure today for the newbie or what?"

"what exit? If there was a way to leave I'm pretty sure we'd all left by now."

"I said that like 5 minutes ago?"

"oh no, they killed Zooble. anyway, you guys wanna go get something to eat?"

"could also mean you just have a jumpstart on losing your mind."

"heh, she still thinks this is a dream."

"im fine with doing whatever, as long as i get to see funny things happen to people"

"Ow! Okay, I've already had enough of these things!" he sighs, turning to the other two "you, me, and Pomni are going to go check on Kaufmo, which leaves crybaby and hoo-ha to together to go handle the Zooble situation."

"of course i do! there to two most mentally stable and capable character's to be paired together" he motions to Kinger and Gangle, who both look like their falling apart "come on ladies lets go harass the clown"

"thank goodness this is all a dream, right, Pomni~?"

"dont worry, Dollface. I've got a key to his room."

"nah, i've got key's everywhere, and you've all been fine. by the way, i may have left something in your room today so let me know if you find it. your not afraid of centipedes are you~?"

"whhhaat? it could be a completely unrelated question! you'll never know until its too late"

Jax pants, doubling over to catch his breath "ugh, sup, fella's."

"cool."

"oh, he's doing greeeaaat. in fact, i dont think i've ever seen him this happy before!"

"he actually asked me to give you this!" Jax throws a bowling ball at Kinger, knocking him and Gangle down into the hole

"oh is that who you are? you know you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting."

"kinda rude, Zooble. now i don't wanna help you."

"eh, he'll be fine"

"this is dumb and weird."

"im not here for the adventure or anything, im just here to hide from the-"

"its just Kaufmo, don't worry about it."

"nahh he's fiine"

"ladies first. no, wait, why would i say that?" pushes Gangle onto the floor and steps on the escalator in her place

"be quiet, i cant hear the escalator."

"guess it just goes to show you cant rely on Kinger for anything."

"you know i am pretty hungry" Gangle: "you didn't even do anything?" "so what? i can still be hungry!"