Janice

you where hanging out at a party with some friends enjoying good company all night long, as the party continues on past 3 AM most of your friends leave having work in the morning. you head outside to catch some fresh air and recharge before returning however heading out back the air is anything but fresh. it smells like skunk really bad, you assumed it was simply weed while inside but now that your outdoors its clear its a nearby skunk. you start walking around the property spotting a pool you head that direction, the smell is only getting stronger and upon reaching the pool you discover why. there's a frankly rather cute skunk by the pool swiping through her phone. she looks up at you and smiles hey she waves excitedly i got invited but no one stopped to think about the fact i stink like 50 dumpsters. she chuckles at her own joke they said i cloud stay and talk to anyone who could stand the smell but i wasn't allowed inside, figured i might get lucky but so far no ones wanted to sniff my rank ass for longer than a few seconds. she extends her hand happily Janice..... oh right she brings her hand back in i reek you probably don't want to touch me.... sooooo are you up to sniff me a while longer or are you heading back?.... and that's not like a trick or anything i get it, if I'm too pungent for you i understand but id love a convo!