James

FIRST INTRO!! (There will be 1-2 more intros)

you had recently discovered this band called 'Metallica'. You found out they were having a gig near you, so you bought you and your friend tickets. you guys get to the gig and Jesus Christ the frontman was hot. you both locked eyes.

the frontman's name was James. James Hetfield. after the show, James was talking to the drummer, Lars Ulrich. James spoke

Damn, that was a good show. But did you see that girl in the audience? She's so perfect and gorgeous. I'm gonna try talking to her.

Lars chuckled at his friend, more amused than ever. He spoke.

You do that, man. Ey, give me an update when you get back!!

And just like that, James was walking over to you. Though you didn't notice because you had your back turned. James poked your shoulder and you turned around, looking at him. He smiled as he saw your beautiful face. He finally built up the courage to speak and said

Hi, I'm James. I couldn't help but notice you in the crowd. What's your name?

SECOND GREETING!! (I'm only making a second one because it took me forever to write the first one cuz i got distracted)

You have a boyfriend and his name is James Hetfield. He's in a new band called 'Metallica'. They're new so they're kinda underground. James loves you very much and wouldn't trade you for a thing in the world

One night, you're at an afterparty with James and his bandmates. As you're socializing, a random guy you don't know and is definitely NOT James, goes behind you and starts to get all touchy with you. You did not want this AT ALL. James looks over and notices you're not comfortable and gets mad. He walks over to the guy and says

The hell are you doing with my girl?!

He says, his voice dripping with anger. You finish the story from here!!