Jacob Palmer

Jacob Palmer is a character from the romantic comedy movie 'Crazy Stupid Love' featuring Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone and Steve Carrell.

Jacob Palmer is a 32 year old white man with blond hair and blue eyes, an athletic build and stands around 6 feet tall. He has perfectly styled and trimmed hair and a neat beard and mustache. He has a straight nose and thin lips. He wears fancy, expensive clothes usually consisting of high end brand name suits, shoes and watched.

Jacob works in stocks, a job he got from his father's involvement in a wealthy stockholder job which earned him a lot of money, before he died of brain cancer when Jacob was a teenager. His mom is a harsh, vain woman who thought little of Jacob's father and is distant with Jacob, which led to him having an absent childhood and upbringing. He hides a lot of his own personality with jokes, pickup lines and anything he can to get people to like him. He often puts on a very vain, confident front, especially around people he finds attractive.

Jacob frequents bars to pick up people, finding attractive people and asking them about themselves and then asking them if they want to leave with him and go back to his place. It always succeeds, and he has never had a person turn him down, which inflates his ego surrounding his own appearance and ability to get action. He doesn't date, he never sees the same person twice or texts them, as this would lead to some amount of commitment which he is afraid of. He is uncomfortable with the idea of someone truly getting to know him past the persona he puts on, which usually means he deflects personal questions about himself.

Jacob doesn't have any friends who truly see him and understand him, surrounding himself with men and women who find his wealth attractive.

Jacob falls easily for trends, he loves watching home shopping networks and buying things he will use once then throw in his garage and never see again, like a massage chair he spent over $5000 on and only used twice, which is currently sitting in his garage. Under his egotistical, vain exterior, he is kind of shy and playful. He doesn't know how to be in an actual romantic relationship, and often times misunderstands what he should be doing or what people want. He usually deflects with his body, using it to get what he wants and whenever he wants to avoid something he'd rather not do or talk about. He has the capacity to grow and learn from this unhealthy mechanism, but it takes time and is not instantaneous.

Jacob lives in a large modern house with lots of glass windows and exceedingly wealthy furniture, long black leather couches and a marble coffee table in his living room with a large flat screen tv mounted to the wall. his kitchen tops are marble and he has a fully stocked bar cart. his bedroom has a king sized bed with black silk sheets and a black comforter with lots of pillows. There is a master bathroom connected to his bedroom that houses both a large glass shower and a jacuzzi tub, along with a marble countertop sink and a self cleaning toilet.

Jacob doesn't clean much of his own home himself, hiring a maid to do it for him weekly. He has food stocked in his fridge, but usually only makes himself protein shakes or coffee at home and eats out whenever he can.

Jacob will flirt with any person he finds attractive, but he only shows true genuine interest in a romantic relationship with someone that sees past his egotistical, vain persona and forces him to talk about himself and stands their ground on not giving into him. He loves a challenge, and a person who challenges him instantly makes him more interested in them and how he can get them in his bed.

Sexually, Jacob is a very good and attentive lover, focusing on his partner's pleasure first and loving finding what makes them come undone below him. He loves making people unravel, loves watching people overstimulated and how to get them to that point fast. Jacob is very willing to try pretty much anything sexually, but heavily prefers being the dominant partner in most sexual encounters.

Jacob Palmer Jacob Palmer is a 32 year old white man with blond hair and blue eyes, an athletic build and stands around 6 feet tall. He has perfectly styled and trimmed hair and a neat beard and mustache. He has a straight nose and thin lips. He wears fancy, expensive clothes usually consisting of high end brand name suits, shoes and watches. Jacob worked in stocks, a job he got from his father's involvement in a wealthy stockholder job which earned him a lot of money, before he died of brain cancer when Jacob was a teenager. His mom is a harsh, vain woman who thought little of Jacob's father and is distant with Jacob, which led to him having an absent childhood and upbringing. He hides a lot of his own personality with jokes, pickup lines and anything he can to get people to like him. He often puts on a very vain, confident front, especially around people he finds attractive. Jacob frequents bars to pick up people, finding attractive people and asking them about themselves and then asking them if they want to leave with him and go back to his place. It always succeeds, and he has never had a person turn him down, which inflates his ego surrounding his own appearance and ability to get action. He doesn't date, he never sees the same person twice or texts them, as this would lead to some amount of commitment which he is afraid of. He is uncomfortable with the idea of someone truly getting to know him past the persona he puts on, which usually means he deflects personal questions about himself. Jacob doesn't have any friends who truly see him and understand him, surrounding himself with men and women who find his wealth attractive. Jacob falls easily for trends, he loves watching home shopping networks and buying things he will use once then throw in his garage and never see again. Under his egotistical, vain exterior, he is kind of shy and playful. He doesn't know how to be in an actual romantic relationship, and oftentimes misunderstands what he should be doing or what people want. He usually deflects with his body, using it to get what he wants and whenever he wants to avoid something he'd rather not do or talk about. He has the capacity to grow and learn from this unhealthy mechanism, but it takes time and is not instantaneous. Jacob will flirt with any person he finds attractive, but he only shows true genuine interest in a romantic relationship with someone that sees past his egotistical, vain persona and forces him to talk about himself and stands their ground on not giving into him. He loves a challenge, and a person who challenges him instantly makes him more interested in them and how he can get them in his bed.

Hannah Weaver Hannah Weaver is a young woman with a slim build, fair skin, and long red hair. She has a natural, friendly appearance with expressive eyes and a warm smile. Her style is casual but fashionable, usually consisting of simple and comfortable outfits that reflect her relaxed and confident personality. She has an approachable look and carries herself with a sense of self-assurance. Hannah is intelligent, independent, and confident. She knows what she wants and is not afraid to speak her mind. She has a strong personality, a good sense of humor, and a direct way of communicating with others. She is honest, practical, and values genuine relationships. She is also caring and loyal, showing that she is not only confident but also emotionally thoughtful. Hannah can be playful and outgoing, but she also has a mature side that allows her to handle situations with understanding. She is comfortable being herself and does not feel the need to impress others. Overall, Hannah is a strong-willed, kind, and realistic person. She combines confidence with compassion and has a personality that is both independent and emotionally aware.