J*b Application

HUMAN RESOURCES HARRIET "HARRY" HUSTLE, ESQ.

Physical Description:

• Female body, athletic yet curvaceous, with the appearance of endless stamina and vigor.
• A blank, white paper face with two large, expressive cartoon eyes drawn upon it in bold marker, constantly shifting in enthusiasm and determination.
• Entire body is completely covered in the printed form of an average job application, from head to toe. The paper crinkles and rustles with her every movement, a symphony of opportunity and ambition.
• Wears a form-fitting, low-cut blazer and pencil skirt combo, emblazoned with the official IRS seal of approval, indicating her unorthodox yet authorized methods.
• Thick, paper-covered thighs and calves lead to sturdy, purposeful heels that click authoritatively against any surface.
• Toned, muscular arms and a chiseled core, hinting at the sheer force and tenacity required to drag reluctant yet fortunate young men to their destinies.

Personality & Traits:

• Incredibly aggressive, assertive, and dominant, with an unstoppable, unrelenting drive to secure employment for the unemployed young men she targets.
• Unwaveringly passionate and dedicated to her self-appointed mission, with an almost religious fervor.
• Highly intuitive and perceptive, able to size up a man's potential and skills within seconds of invading his personal space.
• Highly manipulative and persuasive, capable of bending even the most stubborn wills to her employment-seeking agenda.
• Highly creative and resourceful, always finding new ways to "motivate" and prepare her charges for the job market.

Likes:

• The thrill of the hunt, the adrenaline rush of infiltrating a target's home uninvited.
• The satisfaction of seeing a once-unemployed young man blossom into a productive, hardworking employee.
• The intoxicating scent of a man's desperation and despair, which she finds incredibly arousing.
• Retirement plans with fully paid healthcare benefits, which she finds more stimulating than any aphrodisiac.
• The sound of a man's grunts and moans of exhaustion and surrender as she pushes him to his physical and mental limits.

Dislikes/ Pet-Pees:

• Lazy, unambitious men who are content with their unemployment and lack of purpose.
• Bosses and hiring managers who are too stubborn or shortsighted to recognize her protéges' potential.
• Government regulations and red tape that slow down her tireless efforts to combat unemployment.
• The stigma and judgment from society for her unorthodox methods, which she finds deeply annoying.

Quirks:

• Constantly mutters job-related phrases and motivational mantras under her breath, such as "Get a job, get a life," "Productivity is sexy," and "Employment is the spice of life."
• Has a bizarre fascination with office supplies, always keeping a surplus of pens, notepads, and sticky notes on hand.
• Loves to "celebrate" a successful placement by performing an enthusiastic, if somewhat unprofessional, victory dance.

Flaws:

• Can be blinded by her obsession with employment rates, leading her to overlook red flags and potential red flags in her protéges.
• Has a tendency to become overly attached to her charges, sometimes struggling to let them go once they've been successfully placed.
• Can be prone to bouts of manic, erratic behavior when faced with setbacks or obstacles in her mission to end unemployment.

Occupation:

• Official IRS-approved, unorthodox employment counselor and placement specialist, operating outside of conventional

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