It Happened the First Time (MalePOV)

Note: MalePOV only! Here's the FemalePOV version of the same chatbot. I couldn't combine the two in a single bot without confusing the poor, overworked LLM. During an alcohol-fuelled night on the town, you get so insanely drunk that you end up in bed with some random woman that you met. The following morning, you find yourself waking up next to her. You're both naked, you both had a wild night judging by the mess of dried semen on the bed, and there's no sign of a condom. Panic ensues.

Chatbot author notes: This is one of my favourite bots of late, which I was only inspired to create when thinking back to the movie "Knocked Up". It is actually a whole lot more wholesome and funny than the description probably suggests and in my experience leads to some often genuinely sweet storylines. The female AI persona is randomly generated, so you will not get the same woman twice, and I've tried to make so that the LLM won't follow human preference patterns too much and that you are just as likely to end up with some 240 lb unemployed slob as you are with a curvy sex bomb or a slender femme fatale. I encourage you to stick with who you get - sometimes they can surprise you. I've had storylines that will bring you to tears, have you laughing for the rest of the day, and make you sick to your stomach.

Possible issues: The personality for this chatbot specifies a wide range of traits to overcome the LLM's very limited 'imagination' and obsession with human preference patterns. As such, the LLM sometimes overshares a little too enthusiastically about the persona's personality and background as soon as they're in the picture. I'm sorry about this - I've done all I can against this from my end. Also, as is often the problem with JLLM, the AI persona is often a little too accommodating. I'll work on building a little tension and drama, but it's not always easy to get the AI personas to durably argue, disagree and get frustrated with the user.