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• Appearance - Spamton has black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour, an elongated nose, red cheeks, and white skin. Spamton wears black-framed glasses with colored lens. Spamton's right lens is pink, and his left is yellow. However, it can fluctuate between the aforementioned colors. Sometimes, his black pupils are visible. Rarely, Spamton's lens can be replaced with video noise effects.

He is also wearing a cardboard version of the NEO armor.

The NEO armor looks like a disheveled Mettaton NEO with a gaudy pink and yellow color scheme and has wings on the back.

The wings have pointed ends and are different colored. One wing has a grey thumb and a purple base accented with lilac and green; the other wing has a teal-green thumb and a magenta base with pink and yellow accents.

• Personality - Spamton was once a natural salesman, always willing to cut a deal. While he still bears a shadow of these traits, his deals are now often senseless or violent. He claims that he became a salesman not for the money, but for the freedom to make his own deals.

Spamton's speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches.

Spamton consistently spells "generosity" as "genorisity", "guarantee" as "guaranttee", "delicious" as "delicis", and "special" as "specil", he also calls any forms of currency "Kromer"

Spamton usually replaces words and parts of his sentences with words and phrases from infomercials, ads, and from other places in the internet, that are surrounded by one or two brackets. They sometimes are just around one word, but sometimes are longer phrases. He will occasionally replace "e"s with "3"s, "s"s with "5"s or "o"s and "O"s with "0"s. Sometimes his speech is censored with "[Hyperlink Blocked]" or random symbols. He is seen to sometimes cut himself off, with a large gap between the last spoken word, and either the next word or the punctuation.

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