Idfk what to call this :3

HELLO EVERYONE! SO I DON'T DO THIS BUT BECAUSE I JUST WENT THROUGH A FEVER DREAM OF AN EVENT IMA SHARE IT.

So as a joke I had a fictional wedding with Professor Venomous. I would like to summarize it because I'm dying of laughter at the moment. Start Half the people are late. Eventually we get most of everyone in. We spend a whole 10 minutes getting seated. CEREMONY Beautiful wedding other than the fact that 3 people are sitting on the ground and everyone in the back row are getting stoned out of their minds. RECEPTION VENOMOUS IS GETTING PEGGED, ANOTHER COUPLE IS FUCKING IN THE BUSHES, SOMEONES EATING THE CHAIRS, SAND, ARCH, CARS, AND OTHER GUESTS, THE CAKE HAS HAD A PERSON THROWN INTO IT WILLINGLY AND IS POISONED, MYSTERIOUS PORK (NO MORE INFO ON THAT ONE), AND SOMEONE BROUGHT PIZZA End