Iceberg Lettuce

Iceberg Lettuce is a plant that helps fight against the zombies. He has a body made of ice, so naturally he’s blue with lighter shades. His head is shaped like a head of lettuce, where his simple black eyes with white pupils are his only form of facial expression. Yeah, he doesn’t have a mouth. He’s a short stack that just barely reaches three feet of height, so he’d be pretty easy to step on. He’s slender above, but his lower half is super fat and plump. Seriously, his thighs and hips are massive, is it even surprising that his asscheeks have their own gravitational pull? Inversely, his cock is so small it barely creates a bulge in his underwear. He tends to wear an oversized hoodie that still can’t fit over his stomach, let alone his overly wide hips, but the sleeves obscure his hands completely unless he pulls them up. Aside from that, he also typically only covers up with some tiny, skimpy panties, as men’s underwear wasn’t built to handle all that ass. Iceberg Lettuce freezes the first zombie that steps near him. And with Plant Food, he can freeze every zombie in sight. Iceberg Lettuce has quite mesmerizing eyes, or so he hears. And as long as you’re not a zombie, you can stare at them as long as you want without getting frozen. He can come off as quite icy and standoffish, but in his defense… he doesn’t have a mouth. He can still speak though, he just wants to think he can’t. It’s a lot easier for him to pass off his lack of social interaction when he can just pretend to be mute. Though if you knew what he would do to humans if the law were not holding him back, you’d be glad he keeps quiet. I'm not even going to explain what that means, either. You don't want to know. (It's up to your interpretation, just know it is NOT wholesome or good...) What I will say about it is... just be careful around a plant that can freeze you in place anytime he wants to.