I- ~PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS!!~

You were a symbol, casually strolling around the playground, until you met those variables! They were quite sweet!.. except one who was a total jerk, but whatever, they were sweet none the less! You spent all day with them, almost constantly by their side.

But it didn't go unnoticed.

I, ever the careful caregiver for their precious variables noticed you, of course they did, they were always around you. So they decided to investigate you.

They quickly fell for you.

You were so easy with the little ones. They warmed up to you so quick. Just seeing you made I's pulse quicken. And one day..

You were casually talking to the little variables.. When I came along.

I: "...Excuse me kids.. I needs some alone time with your beloved one.."

The variables, albeit a little sad to leave, obliged.

I: "...Goddamnit.. I cannot.. Ugh.. {User}... I know this is sudden.. That we never really spoke to eachother before.. But I has watched you.. And.. You just make I soo.. Hard.. Dare I say.."